I guess God wills it
good luck i guess?
PS Tore stop trying to be jackie :D or at least change your name to Jackie_Tore
Fine, fine, but.... where the fuck is Strategus, dammit....
[EDIT]
Ah, I almost forgot:PREPARE YOUR ANUS
:mrgreen:
[EDIT 2]
On second thought... That may be a bit gross... with Grandma?? Bleeee :shock:
As I am the Duke of Poland I shall honor the call from Grey Order and they shall have my bow.(click to show/hide)
i was about to post laila, but then saw her face and didnt want to insult you :mrgreen:
Oh come on, I'd definitely tap that. Don't tell me you havn't had worse?
"Laila" Bagge(click to show/hide)
So many of us
PS Tore stop trying to be jackie
(click to show/hide)
"Fenris Hook you up Services"Hook me up! 8-)
Even when Strat isn't running we can't be free of Strat drama. You're such nerds.
I like turtles.
lol :shock:(click to show/hide)
For Grey Order : jesteśmy z tobąWho would have thought, after Kahlsberg, this ever to happen (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Vienna)
visitors can't see pics , please register or loginSo do you mean that you are with geys or that you are going for greys? :P
For Grey Order : jesteśmy z tobą
(click to show/hide)
For Grey Order : jesteśmy z tobą
My old brother in arms Ozan, should I consider this a declaration of war against the Kalmarunion?visitors can't see pics , please register or login
And yes lol, we could be waiting for a new Strat for a very very long time.
i have the perfect accent to blend in.
All sounds good, i know you guys wont sit in your castles when there's a war onNah, I will sit in my fief as always
Also just for the record. If i enter Strat 5.0 Berenger will officially declare war against all NA and EU factions to make sure China will be in the end the ultimate ruler of earth and suffocate you all with rice inside your mouth till you die. The glorious land of the rice-ing sun will become World's ruler!
NI HAO AND VIVA CHINA!
(P.S, that includes Grey Order and Kalmarunion)
My old brother in arms Ozan, should I consider this a declaration of war against the Kalmarunion?
I am going to muster the Guray Order!Just updated :rolleyes:
Guray Order declares war on poor Greys as well!
So, if not for yourselfs then join the UIF resistance for Hetman and Harpags sake :)
No! Join UIF! Make H&H happy! Make Grandmom unahppy! Jebać Merców!
Proud of Guray Order <3
I don't believe Coalition will be returning, but Fallen almost certainly will exist.
What I expect from grey order this strat:
What I expect from grey order this strat:
(click to show/hide)
More like:(click to show/hide)
Proud of Guray Order <3
I don't believe Coalition will be returning, but Fallen almost certainly will exist, remains to be seen if GK or HRE will return in some form.
We will get raped if we dont get enough support - yes
Will we go thrue with this anyway - Yes
Will we have fun doing it - No , cuse u will be raped in the ass so hard.
lemme fix it for ya :)We might get raped and we all know that, but as I and everyone else in Kalmar see it is that attacking and getting raped is a lot more fun they just sitting on our asses doing nothing. We want action and a bloody war :twisted: and if we win it's like a bonus :)
lemme fix it for ya :)
Love this grandmom threads, but no cookies or pies in this one? Maybe some knitted clothes instead? Pretty please, granny :D
bad how? come on, she is just taking her meds :mrgreen:(click to show/hide)
ok ok calm now, noone will take them, got my own stash
visitors can't see pics , please register or login
dude :lol: thats vovkas plantation not my stash :mrgreen:(click to show/hide)
dude :lol: thats vovkas plantation not my stash :mrgreen:
No anymore sucker!!
:shock: damn those inf dudes had 1 slot sheatable bamboo spears *envy-saliva-drewling-down-my-chin*(click to show/hide)
I didn't know that Vovka is hodor consumer :mrgreen:
Strat will be lonely without Mercs and Coalition to fight if Nords, Druz and Grey remain friends all Strat again. We'll all be speaking Russian by March :shock: Russian influence began to get intense last round near the end, even Corsair began to pick up a 'subtle' accent.
I'm not sure that we will participate in the 5th round. :wink:
The Swedish DelugeWell that is just mean.
"During the wars the Commonwealth lost an estimated 40% of its population as well as its status as a great power.[7] According to Professor Andrzej Rottermund, manager of the Royal Castle in Warsaw, the destruction of Poland in the deluge was more extensive than the destruction of the country in World War II. As Rottermund claims, Swedish invaders robbed the Commonwealth of its most important riches, and most of the stolen items never returned to Poland.[8] Warsaw, the capital of the Polish–Lithuanian Commowealth, was completely destroyed by the Swedes, and out of a prewar population of 20,000, only 2,000 remained in the city after the war.[9] According to the 2012 Polish estimates, financial losses of Poland are estimated at 4 billion zlotys. Swedish invaders completely destroyed 188 cities and towns, 81 castles, and 136 churches in Poland" - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Deluge_(Polish_history) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Deluge_(Polish_history)) :twisted:
Yes, actually I cant remember reading about this in history classes at all
Yes, actually I cant remember reading about this in history classes at all
Swedish historians tend to bury Sweden's atrocious deeds deeply... That's just my opinion ^^
Anyway, I hope Strat history will record something like that!
Some time ago I read Peter Englund's work on the 30 years war. In his book Englund focuses on the Swedish perspective on the war and the biography of Erik Dahlberg, a Swedish officier who later (after the 30YW, during the Deluge) rised to the rank of a marshal of the Swedish army. It was really an interesting change from the usual German perspective on the 17th century (usually limited on the religious clash and the decay of the HRE's central power).Heh, I read it in last year and indeed it gives you a new, different point of view than you got from school lessons. And after all it's a good book to read :wink:
Heh, I read it in last year and indeed it gives you a new, different point of view than you got from school lessons. And after all it's a good book to read :wink:
(click to show/hide)
Some time ago I read Peter Englund's work on the 30 years war. In his book Englund focuses on the Swedish perspective on the war and the biography of Erik Dahlberg, a Swedish officier who later (after the 30YW, during the Deluge) rised to the rank of a marshal of the Swedish army. It was really an interesting change from the usual German perspective on the 17th century (usually limited on the religious clash and the decay of the HRE's central power).
The Swedish Deluge
"During the wars the Commonwealth lost an estimated 40% of its population as well as its status as a great power.[7] According to Professor Andrzej Rottermund, manager of the Royal Castle in Warsaw, the destruction of Poland in the deluge was more extensive than the destruction of the country in World War II. As Rottermund claims, Swedish invaders robbed the Commonwealth of its most important riches, and most of the stolen items never returned to Poland.[8] Warsaw, the capital of the Polish–Lithuanian Commowealth, was completely destroyed by the Swedes, and out of a prewar population of 20,000, only 2,000 remained in the city after the war.[9] According to the 2012 Polish estimates, financial losses of Poland are estimated at 4 billion zlotys. Swedish invaders completely destroyed 188 cities and towns, 81 castles, and 136 churches in Poland" - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Deluge_(Polish_history) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Deluge_(Polish_history)) :twisted:
Grandma - just kurwa mać - don't be a pest and don't increase pressure if we have any fucking idea about date of beginning next round. Let's wait quietly, and when the right time comes we will do big flame together (I promise - I have for you Kircholm 1605 and many others), but not now :rolleyes: I'm sure that a better effect of mobilization we can get while maintaining a reasonable timing. Don't be moron and just shut up. Deal?
Oh, that wasnt very friendly
Ask us nicely and we might consider :wink:
Sorry.
Please.
Silly Granny, we got more members by now :P(click to show/hide)(click to show/hide)
FIGHT THE DARKNESS CAUSE IT SMELLS LIKE BADLY WASHED UNDERPANTS!!!
FIGHT THE DARKNESS CAUSE IT SMELLS LIKE BADLY WASHED UNDERPANTS!!!
ftfyI like turtles
:lol: :lol: :lol:I like turtles
Does my Lord Knight wish for me to polish his lance?Touch my penis, do it now! Do it because I said so!
Thanks for the advice Harpag, you are such a good sport! :DOk, fight for the light and get free fresh pussy!!!!
Or
Fight for darkness and get free badly washed polish underpants!!!![/size]
(Im neutral just bored) :Das are Shogunate :D
Holy shit. I live in Kalmar. What devilry is this?this will result in Grandmom recruiting you :mrgreen:
Holy shit. I live in Kalmar. What devilry is this?
Hur är vädret där då :)
this will result in Grandmom recruiting you :mrgreen:
...:?: so you are a forum warrior playing the meta game :lol:
Would have to be playing this shitey mod in order to be recruited :mrgreen:
:?: so you are a forum warrior playing the meta game :lol:
You guys doing impression as though tomorrow was supposed to be start of a new round :mrgreen:a man may dream :rolleyes: :lol:
good luck :twisted:You too :twisted:
I declare an immature mental war on grandmom.
I'll start:you're ugly.
I surrender
Good luck my friends, may your sword arms be strong and your aim be true
Ok
btw - http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=6 :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Hetman will be the most powerful on the face of the strategus earth with the 33 axes he will get as free gear :D
Has that dog always been there?
Grandmom - buy a muzzle for biggest idiots, or you will pay dearly for it...
He's a big idiot but I like him... sometimes :P
whats up with the post the war never stopped :)
(click to show/hide)
It looks more like you're doing this, good luck!
visitors can't see pics , please register or login
We are collecting wood for bigger fire :PSince 8 months ? :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Give us some time! Soon it should be a proper cheery bonfire!
Since 8 months ? :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
After that battle they can quit the war.I think to be continued ?
Fun and interessting strat 5 moments in short:
Strat started
Kalmarunion
Strat ended
Fun and interessting strat 5 moments in short If Kalmarunion hadnt been in strat 5:
Strat starts
Strat ends
Your cunning surprises me again hehe yes, of course. When you played, you had fun. You don't participate, you have no fun. Interesting were for you these moments in which you participated. It's understandable. As I understand, you don't speak authoritatively about what is fun for us hehehe
As a consolation, I'll tell you that we also loved. Thank you and welcome again!
And the fun, interessting and exciting parts in strat 5 for you was.....trading?
Must've been a really really good spawn rape to keep you happy for the best part of a year, that was one eventful round.
I hope Kapikulu do a big push for recruitment and activity next strat so that they can join you and Druz again. Recruit like crazzzzzzzzzzy to make Strat 6 even better than Strat 5 (if that's even possible, our expectations are so high now).
It's true, UIF again won this war thanks to innumerable legions of Kapikulu. I love accuracy of your conclusions. Makes me optimistic for the future :twisted:
Fun and interessting strat 5 moments in short:You forgot to mention Eques, no ?
Strat started
Kalmarunion
Strat ended
Fun and interessting strat 5 moments in short If Kalmarunion hadnt been in strat 5:
Strat starts
Strat ends
I remember the brave and heroic attacks those guys made...
...
Remember that time the league of best friends attacked Druzhina, and Eques said they'd help, then they didnt come and help and we were like 'why arent they here?' and then Eques attacked our buddies from behind and took Ada Kulun off HRE. Then sat there waiting to be eaten by the mighty powers of the map because they gambled on the fact Kinngrimm would lead them and their northern riffraff to victory but Kinngrimm disappeared again.
Strat 5 drama in EU was so boring cos it was so predictable, the backstab factions backstabbed, the alliance factions allied, the Kinngrimm factions kinngrimmed, the quitter factions quit (dont hate cos i quit EU map too).
I hope next strat is less predictable, or maybe the world will be shocked to see Eques recruit 50 players and join UIF then claim the whole steppe, that would restore some much-needed balance to the map.
Make your own faction, go lone wolf, have fun, visit me in NA. Lots to do if only the mechanics are a little more forgiving this round. I dont mind crime, but if it exists i wont bother taking a fief this time. If it doesnt exist i will take as many as i can.
You can play differently if you're bored of things how they are now, or if Greys get some good action maybe you can get back in on that.
Do it!
Nearly i was 5 mothns lone wolf on strat make silver like shit. but nothing happens. so I sell all to na or how you think na get plates? if kalmar would attack grey faster i could kill them solo with a fuel roster. but then it would be full plates battles not that haraldic shit.
I hope that we will not participate in next Strat. Really. I will not be there, dunno about Hetman and Harpag.
It was realy easy if you now how the game work you can play it.
You forgot to mention Eques, no ?
(click to show/hide)
Yo Grandmom, in a fit of reprehensible honesty, I must admit that our general way of thinking about strat is very similar and differences arise mainly from point of reference - we are simply opponents, although unfortunately unequal, and among other things from this result my pretty poorly hidden sympathy to you.
What's more, we openly admit that we were opportunists and we did only absolute minimum ensuring victory. You know, it was our 5th strat, everyone are slightly tired, we all became older not younger, and everyone got duties, many have small children, growing businesses or careers ... When you can do little, and still collect victory - you're doing it cuz we play not only for pure pleasure of gameplay, but also for win, so some read it as "fucked up mentality" which is another reward in itself hehehe
Yes Grandmom, we still have a lot of fun and great satisfaction that we were able to make our subcommunity. I am happy that I can participate.
I'm also pleased that our opponents are ambitious, and we can count on them, but remember that our spirit is invincible, the more pressure you do, the stronger response you will receive, so do what you can only do, to find more support or again, you'll be disappointed, and we sometimes bored or overly relaxed :-)
I sincerely greet and I hope see you at today's battle! Fuckers! :-)
BTW: from TS
joke of the day:
What does the 2hander after the swing?(click to show/hide)
o la la hahaha - sure! 21:30 CET but i have small surprise for you - I'm 2h kuyak s-key hero lvl 35 now lel, so you are doomed for wild spam haha Litzer (eng Leecher :D) is coming!
I can bring foryouGRANDPA: Ashwood Pike, Great Long Axe, Awlpike, Bec de Corbin, Shortened Spear or Pike - just tell me what you want.
haha it was impossible to make duel with all those bloody beasts around and before I came in, it was already several heavy wounded lolol but congrats to your win in our silent duel on the sidelines :-)
there was an order colour of grey
and forth they would charge day by day
into the streets of Dhirim they bled
and by the end their hopes lay dead
now gather round I'll tell you a tale
how the brothers of faith would soon prevail
there were men just and there were men right
they fought all day and they fought all night
against the evil UIF
with all the faith that they had left
until the end it was in sight
they emerged as victors from the fight
and now the streets are scattered with foes
and the rightful force victorious shows
and so the battle onward grinds
towards the ever ending times
when the strategus will reset
and all the promices they are met
the truthful they prevail so
without the blessing to the go
this order will devour all
unless together we stand tall
a warning send to this order of grey
that for your crimes you soon will pay
this battle will stand test of time
and soon you'll be but a relic of rhyme
visitors can't see pics , please register or login
In polish language "kalmar" mean "squid" :D
Congratz on killing strat 2 consecutive years and making it shit for everyone else, there's certainly no need to brag over massive grinding.
Hope they finally burry strat and give regular updates instead of trying to save some shitty multiplayer campaign that people barely even play now.
Sounds like Merc....
NOW IT IS YOUR TURN TO TAKE DHIRIM BACK!