*******The Kalmarunion declares war on the Grey Order*******

[BASNAK]

Strategus is becoming a really sad case. Even more than before.

[Harpag]

@HESKEYTIME

There is no difference of opinion. I am glad that you will be an ally of Kalmars, because they really need it, and we realize that we need a large and robust war to keep the clan in good condition. So relax - we want the same things as you. Just remember one thing - for many reasons no one is self-sufficient. Do not make the same mistake again and do not expect that we break off business relations with most reliable trade partner or radically change the roster. It will not happen. It's a matter of "human factor". However, it is much too early to talk about the official alliances, because even we are not sure whether there waiting for us replay of december 2010. I hope not. Anyway, the strength and weakness are always relative - just wake up in time and think at least two times about consequences of own actions or lack thereof 

[Harpag]

And yes lol, we could be waiting for a new Strat for a very very long time.

http://forum.melee.org/strategus-general-discussion/do-you-like-surprises/

 

[GRANDMOM]

Thanks Torben and Heskeytime for your support - with your balls and our own - we have alot of weight combined, might need a wheelbarrow to carry them humongous testicles around. And think about the fun we will have wheeling them around on the map, saying "xcuse me, xcuse me, coming thrue - me and my big balls are going outnumbered into Graceland to wreck some havoc throwing these gigantic cohones around"

[HardRice]

i have the perfect accent to blend in.

 

You stick out like a sore Brit, heskey

[Kalp]

All sounds good, i know you guys wont sit in your castles when there's a war on

Nah, I will sit in my fief as always

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[LordBerenger]

Also just for the record. If i enter Strat 5.0 Berenger will officially declare war against all NA and EU factions to make sure China will be in the end the ultimate ruler of earth and suffocate you all with rice inside your mouth till you die. The glorious land of the rice-ing sun will become World's ruler!

NI HAO AND VIVA CHINA!


(P.S, that includes Grey Order and Kalmarunion)

[GRANDMOM]

Also just for the record. If i enter Strat 5.0 Berenger will officially declare war against all NA and EU factions to make sure China will be in the end the ultimate ruler of earth and suffocate you all with rice inside your mouth till you die. The glorious land of the rice-ing sun will become World's ruler!

NI HAO AND VIVA CHINA!


(P.S, that includes Grey Order and Kalmarunion)

Why dont u ask the chinese who they favour 

[Leshma]

My old brother in arms Ozan, should I consider this a declaration of war against the Kalmarunion?

Aptalturk aptalturkling.

Not sure who I want to support, but I'll sure finally play some strat instead of just mercing.

[Guray]

I am going to muster the Guray Order!
Guray Order declares war on poor Greys as well!

Just updated 

[Abay]

Good luck Kalmars 

And someone pls give a chance to Guray Order. It has a great potential 

[the real god emperor]

If Kalmarunion achieves what they re looking for , next strat will be far more interesting. We need someone to do the same with Coalition!

[GRANDMOM]

There is UIF, and then there is nothing, a little more nothing, some more of that and then there is some medium clans.

I dont know about you guys, but to us its pretty obvious, if each of the small/medium clans go about their own business, those clans will be taken of the map one by one. We will not wait for Greys to come knocking, we will try to bring it to them instead - hoping for support and action from some of the other clans. We will last awhile Im sure, perhaps we will even be able to slow them down a bit, but fact is - if the other clans are to worried about their own backyard like"important" claims first, and securing their borders second, making huge amounts of silver third - then UIF would have done 5 times the amount off all you made..... and nothing would have mattered much

And Hetman/Harpag would be sad because they wouldnt have to face any real resistance this round 

So, if not for yourselfs then join the UIF resistance for Hetman and Harpags sake

[Erasmas]

So, if not for yourselfs then join the UIF resistance for Hetman and Harpags sake

No! Join UIF! Make H&H happy! Make Grandmom unahppy! Jebać Merców!

[GRANDMOM]

No! Join UIF! Make H&H happy! Make Grandmom unahppy! Jebać Merców!

Grandmas lads gets a war, as an underdog clan = Grandmom happy