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Title: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on December 06, 2013, 08:23:06 am
If NA cRPG were a trading card game a la MTG, Duel of Champions, or Pokeautism, what would be the cards m8s?

Here are some attempts on my part. Someone make one for me! You can use this website: http://www.mtgcardmaker.com/

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Post by: Gmnotutoo on December 06, 2013, 08:32:41 am
Posted before, but this is a real card. :)

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Post by: Gmnotutoo on December 06, 2013, 08:48:13 am
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Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on December 06, 2013, 08:58:26 am
Just to keep things moving:

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Post by: Matey on December 06, 2013, 09:09:40 am
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Post by: Duster on December 06, 2013, 10:01:31 am
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Post by: Matey on December 06, 2013, 10:11:53 am
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Post by: arowaine on December 06, 2013, 05:19:06 pm
im sad nobody did me :( rest in peace im jalous
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Post by: Tanken on December 06, 2013, 05:45:55 pm
Quote from: GOBBLIN KING GREAT LEADER on December 06, 2013, 08:23:06 am
If NA cRPG were a trading card game a la MTG, Duel of Champions, or Pokeautism, what would be the cards m8s?

Here are some attempts on my part. Someone make one for me! You can use this website: http://www.mtgcardmaker.com/

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I am honored!
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Post by: FrugFrug on December 06, 2013, 06:01:16 pm
Laughed pretty hard at Kaoklai and Nate.  :lol:
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Post by: Horns_Archive on December 06, 2013, 06:02:37 pm
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Gottem.
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Post by: Villain on December 06, 2013, 07:04:32 pm
God this makes me miss magic the gathering ! Funny thread!
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Post by: dynamike on December 06, 2013, 08:02:50 pm
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Post by: Tore on December 06, 2013, 08:18:02 pm
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Post by: StormFaction on December 06, 2013, 08:18:50 pm
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Post by: Artyem on December 06, 2013, 09:13:54 pm
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I don't know jack shit about Magic, but I tried.
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Post by: dynamike on December 06, 2013, 10:24:30 pm
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Hard to go after Arty's  :D

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Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on December 06, 2013, 10:51:45 pm
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More after I get home from work.
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Post by: Matey on December 06, 2013, 10:57:18 pm
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Post by: Emotion on December 06, 2013, 11:32:59 pm
+1 to all of these -1 to anything kaokali related.
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Post by: PsychoTwins on December 06, 2013, 11:33:23 pm
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Good to know im doing my job  :twisted:
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Post by: LordBerenger on December 06, 2013, 11:44:14 pm
Even though i don't play make me. Or i'll prison rape yall
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Post by: Phantasmal on December 06, 2013, 11:45:06 pm
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Post by: TugBoat on December 06, 2013, 11:56:38 pm
You people have too much time on your hands.
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Post by: Lethwin Far Seeker on December 07, 2013, 12:29:15 am
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I should start multi accounting so I can +1 this multiple times.
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Post by: Artyem on December 07, 2013, 12:52:02 am
Quote from: LordBerenger on December 06, 2013, 11:44:14 pm
Even though i don't play make me. Or i'll prison rape yall

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Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: TurmoilTom on December 07, 2013, 12:56:27 am
I don't know anything about the cards but here we go:

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Post by: Matey on December 07, 2013, 12:56:31 am
It wouldn't feel right making a card for myself exactly... But I did feel my shield needed to be done.

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Post by: Tanken on December 07, 2013, 01:00:10 am
Matey..we have clearly broken something on the forums...

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Quote from: TurmoilTom on December 07, 2013, 12:56:27 am
I don't know anything about the cards but here we go:

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Hello Tom, please play with us again.

- Tanken and the rest of the KUTT crew.
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Post by: TurmoilTom on December 07, 2013, 01:16:25 am
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Post by: Clockworkkiller on December 07, 2013, 01:28:21 am
ha, these are hilarious
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Post by: Tanken on December 07, 2013, 02:39:44 am
Quote from: TurmoilTom on December 07, 2013, 01:16:25 am
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"I have to go help Crystal" TOO FUCKING TRUE XEEN. TOO FUCKING TRUE.

I died laughing.
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Post by: WITCHCRAFT on December 07, 2013, 03:12:24 am
I haven't played MtG in almost a decade but when these are completely unrelated to any mechanics of the game it bugs me like all heck because why are you even making it a magic card at that point? A bunch of these are really funny. Lots of them hit the nail on the head with those "you had to be there" inside jokes. Love ya, NA players!

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Post by: EyeBeat on December 07, 2013, 03:47:44 am
These are pretty funny.
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Post by: Gmnotutoo on December 07, 2013, 03:51:13 am
Quote from: A_Hot_Elf_Princess on December 07, 2013, 03:12:24 am
I haven't played MtG in almost a decade but when these are completely unrelated to any mechanics of the game it bugs me like all heck because why are you even making it a magic card at that point? A bunch of these are really funny. Lots of them hit the nail on the head with those "you had to be there" inside jokes. Love ya, NA players!


This is a real card that is worth 10 dollars.

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Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on December 07, 2013, 04:03:45 am
Quote from: Gmnotutoo on December 07, 2013, 03:51:13 am
This is a real card that is worth 10 dollars.

Oh come on, it's from the joke set. My favorite one of those was:

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Hey look, it's my favorite weapon!

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Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: bilwit on December 07, 2013, 04:06:12 am
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RIP
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Post by: Gmnotutoo on December 07, 2013, 04:09:06 am
Quote from: A_Hot_Elf_Princess on December 07, 2013, 04:03:45 am
Oh come on, it's from the joke set. My favorite one of those was:

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I owned that exact card 10 years ago, I traded it for the complete series of the animated tick on DVD. Good trade.
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Post by: JJKoshane on December 07, 2013, 04:15:25 am
Buttguts demands a trading card.
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Post by: Elindor on December 07, 2013, 04:21:16 am
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Epeenidor is imortalized.

I stole that saying about valor from Cyranule cause it's awesome - but I can't take credit for it ;)
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Post by: HeraldOfTheGOBBLINKING on December 07, 2013, 05:26:52 am
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Edit:
Win Card.
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Post by: bensai on December 07, 2013, 08:16:46 am
keeper

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Post by: Tanken on December 07, 2013, 07:20:19 pm
Time for Pokemon Cards to be made.
http://www.mypokecard.com/en/


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Edit: Found my Missing Cards

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Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Christo on December 07, 2013, 07:41:02 pm
Quote from: TugBoat on December 06, 2013, 11:56:38 pm
You people have too much time on your hands.

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Post by: mcdeath on December 07, 2013, 09:34:30 pm
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Post by: Malaclypse on December 07, 2013, 11:21:20 pm
this is the greatest thread I have ever seen
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Post by: Umbra on December 07, 2013, 11:28:39 pm
Posting in quality thread. Im not even NA
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Post by: Lt_Anders on December 08, 2013, 12:01:02 am
Man this is sad, I used to be the like BAN thread king, and had tons over it. Not enough to get a card, it seems.

Oh well, off to play NV, or something...
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Post by: Matey on December 08, 2013, 12:09:12 am
Quote from: Lt_Anders on December 08, 2013, 12:01:02 am
Man this is sad, I used to be the like BAN thread king, and had tons over it. Not enough to get a card, it seems.

Oh well, off to play NV, or something...

Enjoy.

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Post by: karasu on December 08, 2013, 12:50:28 am
This thread delivers.

Wish those lowly EU players made one too!
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Post by: PieParadox on December 08, 2013, 01:50:19 am
// edited~~~

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Post by: Clockworkkiller on December 08, 2013, 02:15:24 am
Some of these cards seem OP
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Post by: Gmnotutoo on December 08, 2013, 03:33:55 am
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 :mrgreen:

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Post by: PieParadox on December 08, 2013, 04:19:22 am
omg.. its so beautiful

it would be fun to be a real MTG card maker lol
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Post by: Clockworkkiller on December 08, 2013, 04:22:49 am
We'll need land cards also
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Post by: PieParadox on December 08, 2013, 04:36:14 am
dun:

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Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on December 08, 2013, 05:06:53 am
I heard someone was asking for land cards.

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Post by: LordBerenger on December 08, 2013, 11:50:25 am
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Post by: Damsel on December 08, 2013, 02:05:08 pm
Dunno if I did this right... But I think Pinky earned this :D

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Post by: Working_Class on December 08, 2013, 04:22:41 pm
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Post by: njames89 on December 09, 2013, 12:56:54 am
Haha these are great. Awesome thread.
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Post by: PieParadox on December 09, 2013, 01:39:08 am
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Eh the pic disappeared. too lazy to fix

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Post by: Clockworkkiller on December 09, 2013, 01:58:42 am
*is sad because no one loves him and won't make him a card*
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Post by: Damsel on December 09, 2013, 02:32:21 am
Gotta love him :D
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Post by: karasu on December 09, 2013, 02:39:48 am
Shamelessly adapted your thread to the EU counterpart.  :oops:
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Post by: Arjay on December 09, 2013, 03:02:26 am

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Yes
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Post by: PsychoTwins on December 09, 2013, 03:23:28 am
I had to  :twisted:

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Post by: Damsel on December 09, 2013, 03:40:48 am
Just a card I found lying around my deck.

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Post by: Brrrak on December 09, 2013, 04:12:02 am
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I had to  :twisted:

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Damn, yo.  Harsh.
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Post by: PsychoTwins on December 09, 2013, 05:03:32 am
Quote from: Brrrak on December 09, 2013, 04:12:02 am
Damn, yo.  Harsh.

All in good fun :D
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Post by: WITCHCRAFT on December 09, 2013, 05:08:50 am
Quote
  • green card costing only white mana
  • abilities that are just a sentence with no game mechanics, real or imagined
  • sorcery with ability that requires the sorcery being tapped
  • creature with no mana cost (not even 0) or toughness
  • land with a mana cost

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Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on December 09, 2013, 05:09:36 am
Quote from: A_Hot_Elf_Princess on December 09, 2013, 05:08:50 am
  • autism
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Post by: TugBoat on December 09, 2013, 05:09:46 am
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Add KUTT circlejerk to that list.
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Post by: WITCHCRAFT on December 09, 2013, 05:33:55 am
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Post by: TugBoat on December 09, 2013, 06:32:11 am
Downvote away Tanken! You know it's true!
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Post by: mcdeath on December 09, 2013, 06:48:05 pm
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I am pretty sure this card should be named Tydeus
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Post by: JJKoshane on December 09, 2013, 10:13:38 pm
Buttguts still demands a card.
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Post by: Tanken on December 09, 2013, 11:25:13 pm
Quote from: TugBoat on December 09, 2013, 06:32:11 am
Downvote away Tanken! You know it's true!

Just for you Tug..

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Post by: TugBoat on December 09, 2013, 11:46:56 pm
Quote from: Tank Burner on December 09, 2013, 11:25:13 pm
Just for you Tug..



More KUTT circlejerk.
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Post by: Tojo on December 10, 2013, 12:14:58 am
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text is kinda small but w/e i tried...
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Post by: Artyem on December 10, 2013, 02:09:44 am
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Post by: Konrax on December 10, 2013, 02:22:13 am
Someone please make one for me!
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Post by: TurmoilTom on December 10, 2013, 02:38:27 am
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I find it to be a physical impossibility to impart to you how little fucks I give.
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Post by: Cyclopsided on December 10, 2013, 03:55:03 am
This thread is amazing. Glad I checked the forums :D
Wish I played enough recently for somebody to have made a card about me.
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Post by: Matey on December 10, 2013, 07:27:43 am
Quote from: Cyclopsided on December 10, 2013, 03:55:03 am
This thread is amazing. Glad I checked the forums :D
Wish I played enough recently for somebody to have made a card about me.


as you wish. not really very accurate or anything but who said it needed to be?

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Post by: PieParadox on December 10, 2013, 01:12:59 pm
cmon matey... green card which only gives 4/4 for 4? (and its negative passive)

that is, like, COMMON RARITY
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Post by: dynamike on December 10, 2013, 03:45:52 pm
Quote from: PieParadox on December 10, 2013, 01:12:59 pm
cmon matey... green card which only gives 4/4 for 4? (and its negative passive)

that is, like, COMMON RARITY

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Post by: Gmnotutoo on December 10, 2013, 07:39:08 pm
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Generally the color of the border of the card = the type of mana it takes to play.. you wont see a green card with red mana requirements ;)


Also oohiliac's special ability is "Cry to the judge"
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Post by: EyeBeat on December 10, 2013, 09:18:30 pm
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I was expecting a lot worse. :lol:

My favorite magic card when I was in middle school was Nightmare.  Or even that icy manipulator/royal assassin combo.

Back to more Hearthstone!
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Post by: Konrax on December 11, 2013, 04:55:09 am
Quote from: Legs on December 10, 2013, 09:27:52 pm
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Perfect card mate!
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: TR_Ragnarok on December 11, 2013, 06:19:41 am
The Astralis Deck

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Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: MURDERTRON on December 11, 2013, 07:34:06 am
No one's made a card with questionable usefulness for me yet.  Rude.
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Matey on December 11, 2013, 08:07:22 am
Quote from: MURDERTRON on December 11, 2013, 07:34:06 am
No one's made a card with questionable usefulness for me yet.  Rude.

Quote from: A_Hot_Elf_Princess on December 07, 2013, 03:12:24 am
I haven't played MtG in almost a decade but when these are completely unrelated to any mechanics of the game it bugs me like all heck because why are you even making it a magic card at that point? A bunch of these are really funny. Lots of them hit the nail on the head with those "you had to be there" inside jokes. Love ya, NA players!

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Post by: Gmnotutoo on December 11, 2013, 10:03:49 am
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Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on December 11, 2013, 02:21:25 pm
Quote from: Tojo on December 10, 2013, 12:14:58 am
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text is kinda small but w/e i tried...

You left out the part about smoking crack first, otherwise accurate

Also, nobody gives a fuck about being accurate to magic the gathering so you guys can stop with that.  What kind of dork plays magic or pokemon anyways?   :twisted:

And Artyem, that's a picture of a leopard, not a cheetah in Larry's card :P
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Tanken on December 11, 2013, 08:36:42 pm
Quote from: CrazyCracka420 on December 11, 2013, 02:21:25 pm
Also, nobody gives a fuck about being accurate to magic the gathering so you guys can stop with that.  What kind of dork plays magic or pokemon anyways?   :twisted:

The same kind of Dork that joins one of the only historically accurate clans in cRPG (Hospitallers). #Gottem
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on December 11, 2013, 09:00:33 pm
Because my brother was in the clan and he's the one who got me into the mod?  I wanted to play with people who had played and game and knew the mechanics and nuances?  Yes, that's the same level of dorkiness as playing magic the gathering card game or anything pokemon related.

I think these cards people are making are hilarious, who cares if they are "accurate" to MTG (well some dorks clearly do). 

I also rode around with light strange armor for a long time after I first came into crpg and was under the Hospitaller banner, fuck gear restrictions, I'm a rebel (was a dirt poor min/maxing rebel).  :P
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Tojo on December 11, 2013, 10:03:30 pm
Quote from: CrazyCracka420 on December 11, 2013, 09:00:33 pm

I think these cards people are making are hilarious, who cares if they are "accurate" to MTG (well some dorks clearly do). 


The reason for trying to make the cards accurate to MTG is that it makes the card "even funnier" when it can be used in an actual deck.
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Artyem on December 11, 2013, 10:17:35 pm
Quote from: CrazyCracka420 on December 11, 2013, 02:21:25 pm
And Artyem, that's a picture of a leopard, not a cheetah in Larry's card :P

It's a good thing it was Deltah that made it and not me then!
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on December 11, 2013, 10:29:09 pm
Quote from: Tojo on December 11, 2013, 10:03:30 pm
The reason for trying to make the cards accurate to MTG is that it makes the card "even funnier" when it can be used in an actual deck.

The reason it bugs me is that if you aren't going to make it read like an actual card, why are you even formatting the image to look like one? Why not just  make a demotivator poster or slap some impact text on the top and bottom of the image?

Or, as goblen kinge daruvian put it earlier:

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Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: bensai on December 12, 2013, 12:34:31 am
only four ever made!

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Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Admiral Ballsack on December 12, 2013, 01:19:04 am
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"How is this even a card? It doesn't do anything"
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Post by: Kirbyy on December 12, 2013, 01:20:44 am
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lmfao my fucking card.
Quote from: bensai on December 12, 2013, 12:34:31 am
only four ever made!

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Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Testicleez on December 12, 2013, 01:33:42 am
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Excuse me, I do 17 blunt damage:
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Post by: Canuck on December 12, 2013, 02:03:42 am
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I don't know shit about this stuff but Namo deserved a card and this is all I know about him
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Legs on December 12, 2013, 02:22:09 am
Speaking of Robert Namo...

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Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Tojo on December 12, 2013, 03:36:27 am
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i think this is appropriate  :lol:
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Kelugarn on December 12, 2013, 04:56:49 am
I'm loving the pictures some of you are digging up for this. Give me more.
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Clockworkkiller on December 12, 2013, 05:35:25 am
No one has made a card for a certain someone....

Jut putting that out there.....

Ya know........
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: PieParadox on December 12, 2013, 10:54:05 am
Quote from: arowaine on December 06, 2013, 05:19:06 pm
im sad nobody did me :( rest in peace im jalous

Here's a quick, simple one! (mmm procrastinate these final exams all night)
And Clockwork killer, I don't really know you but I would make one if I did...

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//edit: Added a new card~
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Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Cyclopsided on December 12, 2013, 08:14:28 pm
Quote from: Matey on December 10, 2013, 07:27:43 am

as you wish. not really very accurate or anything but who said it needed to be?

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"not really accurate or anything"
indeed, you could say it is accurate 0% of the time.
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Vertebreaker on December 13, 2013, 05:10:14 am
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Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: mcdeath on December 13, 2013, 07:26:42 am
Quote from: Clockworkkiller on December 12, 2013, 05:35:25 am
No one has made a card for a certain someone....

Jut putting that out there.....

Ya know........

Honestly I keep seeing you ask for a card and I have absolutely no idea who are.
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: UnholyRolyPoly on December 13, 2013, 03:03:59 pm
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Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: LordBerenger on December 13, 2013, 06:38:57 pm
Quote from: UnholyRolyPoly on December 13, 2013, 03:03:59 pm
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Ban him for gay furry porn.
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Clockworkkiller on December 13, 2013, 08:55:00 pm
Quote from: UnholyRolyPoly on December 13, 2013, 03:03:59 pm
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perfection!
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: UnholyRolyPoly on December 13, 2013, 10:21:30 pm
Quote from: LordBerenger on December 13, 2013, 06:38:57 pm
Ban him for gay furry porn.

Holy Shit ban you for your avatar..... is that a dude?
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: LordBerenger on December 13, 2013, 10:45:50 pm
Quote from: UnholyRolyPoly on December 13, 2013, 10:21:30 pm
Holy Shit ban you for your avatar..... is that a dude?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Tanken on December 13, 2013, 11:22:45 pm
Berenger, I'm surprised they let you have that gif in your signature since that guy died right there on the spot. His facial expression and the video are so fucking crazy. That is what Nightmares are made of.
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Clockworkkiller on December 13, 2013, 11:34:36 pm
Quote from: Tank Burner on December 13, 2013, 11:22:45 pm
Berenger, I'm surprised they let you have that gif in your signature since that guy died right there on the spot. His facial expression and the video are so fucking crazy. That is what Nightmares are made of.

Reincarnation of that nasty eyeball gif someone had in their sig
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: UnholyRolyPoly on December 13, 2013, 11:36:45 pm
Quote from: LordBerenger on December 13, 2013, 10:45:50 pm
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

You should definitely join Black Company lol. 

You going to kill me prick?  I fuckin dare because I can do one worse.  I'm going to fuck you.  That's right.  I can fuck you seven hundred different ways.  I'm going to F-U-C-K you right in the ass.  I'm not even gay but I'm going to stray that way just for you.  I'm not even going to use lube.  Ever heard of a Strawberry Shortcake?  I'm going to sploodge in your face and then break your nose bitch.  Then I'm going to put you in a pit with a my old friend with rabies and he's going to fuck you.  By the time I'm done all you will be able to do is cry and ask god why UnholyDiver fuckin cockslapped you right in the eye.  It's gonna get ugly.  Your gaping asshole will get bubbly every time you try to fart you will shit your guts out.  20 years from now people won't even recognize you.  You'll be the guy who hides in the corner because all he can do is pout. 

You're going to dream of me son.... for the rest of your life you're going wonder how you lost your manhood and became my dirty slut wife.  You're going to kill me?  Better bring a gun because I've got a cock with your name on it and to you it's a nightmare but to me it's just plain fun. 
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Lt_Anders on December 14, 2013, 01:22:42 am
Quote from: Tank Burner on December 13, 2013, 11:22:45 pm
Berenger, I'm surprised they let you have that gif in your signature since that guy died right there on the spot. His facial expression and the video are so fucking crazy. That is what Nightmares are made of.

OH, what's the story behind that, link please?
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Tanken on December 14, 2013, 01:40:48 am
Quote from: Lt_Anders on December 14, 2013, 01:22:42 am
OH, what's the story behind that, link please?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLY-QrB6hg0

From the comments...

"Vijayan died of cardiac arrest on October 3, 2007. He was speaking at a televised press conference at Thrissur to explain the defamation case filed by KSSP President Pappootty over an article that appeared in the Paadham magazine. Caught on film, his last words were "It's not the individual, but the nation is important. This language should be used if it has to be heard, it was Bernard Shaw who said this." During the speech, Vijayan had been suffering from headaches and drowsiness. The cameras continued filming, effectively broadcasting his death on national television as he rapidly lost consciousness and slumped backwards in his chair. Kerala Kaumudi left the space of its main headline blank showing respect to Vijayan and commented "The death which doesn't have any title." His body was cremated with State honours in Kodungallur, Kerala"


There was a better video on Documentingreality.com, with more explanation, but I cannot find it.
Here it is
http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f166/vijayan-mash-dies-live-tv-17275/
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Uumdi on December 14, 2013, 03:39:59 am
Quote from: Tank Burner on December 14, 2013, 01:40:48 am
"He was speaking at a televised press conference at Thrissur to explain the defamation case filed by KSSP President Pappootty over an article that appeared in the Paadham magazine.

Quote from: Tank Burner on December 14, 2013, 01:40:48 am
"He was speaking at a televised press conference at Thrissur to explain the defamation case filed by KSSP President Pappootty

Quote from: Tank Burner on December 14, 2013, 01:40:48 am
"KSSP President Pappootty

Quote from: Tank Burner on December 14, 2013, 01:40:48 am
Pappootty
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Cyclopsided on December 14, 2013, 09:44:19 am
silly chaos pappoottys
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Sir_Firebus on December 14, 2013, 02:55:22 pm
Quote from: LordBerenger on December 13, 2013, 10:45:50 pm
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
My friend sent me a text like this where did you get it lol?
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Scervo on December 14, 2013, 08:10:17 pm
Its a comment that has been floating around the internet for a few years.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/navy-seal-copypasta
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: PieParadox on December 17, 2013, 01:45:40 am
time to revive thread


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Post by: Vertebreaker on December 19, 2013, 10:21:50 am
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Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: UnholyRolyPoly on December 19, 2013, 10:35:58 am
You guys need to be careful.  Some guy in EU threw a bitch fit and quit the game because someone make fun of Turkey lol.......  Thank god NA would NEVER do anything like that lol. 

http://forum.melee.org/general-discussion/hasta-siempre-comandante-and-im-saying-bye-to-all/
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Panos_ on December 19, 2013, 10:39:45 am
Quote from: UnholyRolyPoly on December 19, 2013, 10:35:58 am
You guys need to be careful.  Some guy in EU threw a bitch fit and quit the game because someone make fun of Turkey lol.  Thank god NA would NEVER do anything like that lol. 

http://forum.melee.org/general-discussion/hasta-siempre-comandante-and-im-saying-bye-to-all/


Thats because you`re inferiors.
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: UnholyRolyPoly on December 19, 2013, 10:45:18 am
Quote from: Sabjorn on December 19, 2013, 10:39:45 am

Thats because you`re inferiors.

So I take it laughing is against sharia law but flying planes into buildings is not lol? 
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Panos_ on December 19, 2013, 10:46:25 am
Quote from: UnholyRolyPoly on December 19, 2013, 10:45:18 am
So I take it laughing is against sharia law but flying planes into buildings is not lol?

I was being sarcastic..
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: UnholyRolyPoly on December 19, 2013, 10:47:24 am
Quote from: Sabjorn on December 19, 2013, 10:46:25 am
I was being sarcastic..

So was I
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Umbra on December 19, 2013, 10:50:31 am
Turk extreme nationalists going apeshit over silly reasons

In other news:
water is wet and the sky is blue
more at 11
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Weet on December 19, 2013, 12:57:46 pm
Weet wants a card about his QQ. Just saying.
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: MrShine on December 19, 2013, 04:03:19 pm
Quote from: TR_Ragnarok on December 11, 2013, 06:19:41 am
The Astralis Deck

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I felt like this one was fitting:

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Post by: Cyclopsided on December 22, 2013, 08:45:07 pm
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"oh shit i'm sorry"
--> Sorry for what
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Post by: Tom Cruise on December 23, 2013, 05:01:22 am
Quote from: MrShine on December 19, 2013, 04:03:19 pm
I felt like this one was fitting:

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You left out the part where Jesse always rage quits and give away everything he has.
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Post by: Thaddeus117 on December 25, 2013, 01:52:31 am
I demand a card, about me and my horrible Ping and and my Horrible Gramatical skills in english.
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Post by: Little Lord Lollipop on December 25, 2013, 06:21:57 am
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Excuse me, I do 17 blunt damage:
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with -69 PS
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Post by: Tojo on January 04, 2014, 01:45:00 am
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It is beautiful!
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Post by: Mae. on January 04, 2014, 01:50:19 am
can i has one? i'm sorry i haven't been playing much, still love you. <3
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Post by: Tanken on January 04, 2014, 06:51:24 am
Quote from: maeday on January 04, 2014, 01:50:19 am
can i has one? i'm sorry i haven't been playing much, still love you. <3

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Post by: Smithy on January 04, 2014, 01:56:40 pm
Quote from: Tank Burner on January 04, 2014, 06:51:24 am
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Looks just like Mae IRL.
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: LordBerenger on January 04, 2014, 02:13:02 pm
Quote from: Smithy on January 04, 2014, 01:56:40 pm
Looks just like Mae IRL.

Inb4 Sauce rapes you with a golden dildo
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Mae. on January 04, 2014, 05:23:21 pm
at least you used a cat
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Sari on January 04, 2014, 06:49:53 pm
Now everybody going to ask for a card of themselves.


 :D ?oot drac a evah I naC <---




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Post by: TR_Ragnarok on March 24, 2014, 11:21:28 pm
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Bump
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Post by: Tiger on March 25, 2014, 12:30:02 am
Wow this thread was so amazing I read through every page  8-)

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Post by: //saxon on March 25, 2014, 01:04:26 am
Melee: Battlegrounds announced!
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Post by: Horns_Archive on March 25, 2014, 02:42:56 am
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What's an arse, I dumb american...
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Post by: Tears of Destiny on March 25, 2014, 02:45:28 am
Quote from: Horns on March 25, 2014, 02:42:56 am
What's an arse, I dumb american...



arse

ärs/



1.

British spelling of ass (https://www.google.com/search?safe=off&rlz=1C1CHFX_enUS481US481&espv=210&es_sm=93&q=define+ass&sa=X&ei=o98wU67qONHwoASa4YKABg&ved=0CCwQgCswAA)2.
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Post by: Gmnotutoo on March 25, 2014, 02:46:23 am
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Post by: Horns_Archive on March 25, 2014, 03:04:12 am
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Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: TR_Ragnarok on March 25, 2014, 06:24:32 am
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Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Matey on March 25, 2014, 09:45:33 am
Quote from: Tears of Destiny on March 25, 2014, 02:53:35 am
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2/10
you didn't even make the card cost 1red, 1 white and 1blue.
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on March 25, 2014, 10:14:40 am
Quote from: Tiger on March 25, 2014, 12:30:02 am
Wow this thread was so amazing I read through every page  8-)

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I rate this post a 3/10 since you have clearly started recycling chuuni gifs. Please, apply yourself.
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Tiger on March 25, 2014, 02:24:54 pm
Well, I'm not going to going to use a different picture everyday of 365 days of the year am I now? If you have the time to find all that for me, please feel free.

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I rate this post a 3/10 since you have clearly started recycling chuuni gifs. Please, apply yourself.[/quote
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: dreadnok on March 25, 2014, 05:32:35 pm
This is bullshit, I demand a godamn fucking card!
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: mcdeath on March 25, 2014, 07:50:48 pm
Quote from: Saxon. on March 25, 2014, 01:04:26 am
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For the record I have bragged about this occasion as it happens way too often.
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Bobthehero on March 25, 2014, 08:12:07 pm
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Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: mcdeath on March 25, 2014, 08:50:49 pm
I just want to shut you up dread so here. Enjoy
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Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Tojo on March 25, 2014, 09:23:15 pm
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He made his own card can we get a ban for this guy???
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: enigmatic_stranger on March 25, 2014, 09:24:56 pm
Quote from: mcdeath on March 25, 2014, 08:50:49 pm
I just want to shut you up dread so here. Enjoy
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I am with you, Dread. Cardio kill gains.
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Bobthehero on March 25, 2014, 10:40:47 pm
Quote from: Tojo on March 25, 2014, 09:23:15 pm
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He made his own card can we get a ban for this guy???

I defy your traditions, ah!

Noone would do it for me anyways :(
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: dreadnok on March 25, 2014, 11:00:00 pm
Quote from: mcdeath on March 25, 2014, 08:50:49 pm
I just want to shut you up dread so here. Enjoy
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hahahahahahaha i guess i asked for this , the mnost atrocious card and i got it. its perfect
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: kap10 on March 26, 2014, 12:27:39 am
anyone can make me one :D?
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Voncrow on March 26, 2014, 01:34:49 am
Thought I'd take shot, here it goes.

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Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: protox2k on March 26, 2014, 01:53:04 am
Quote from: Lemon on December 08, 2013, 06:19:13 am
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OMG Lemon you made a card of me a long time ago! Lol Fuck you im not wrinkly!
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Chris_P_Bacon on March 26, 2014, 02:37:04 am
Quote from: mcdeath on March 25, 2014, 08:50:49 pm
I just want to shut you up dread so here. Enjoy
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My lord that's hilarious
"You're a piece of shit person with a piece of shit haircut"
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Clockworkkiller on March 26, 2014, 11:03:32 am
I know I already have a card

But does anyone wanna make me another!

Plzplzlzplzplzplzplzplz!
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: oohillac on March 26, 2014, 07:31:14 pm
i have been honoured

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Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Konrax on March 27, 2014, 01:07:54 am
"Someone give Konrax some love."

Quote: Tanken
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Carac on March 27, 2014, 02:26:32 pm
make one for me and I'll respec from morningstar cav
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Wesleysnipes on March 27, 2014, 04:44:31 pm
Look at these losers begging for cards. :)
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: protox2k on March 27, 2014, 05:52:09 pm
You gotta be a honored crpg skilled nerd with bigger glasses frames then his dick---> like wesely to get a card  :lol:
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: TR_Ragnarok on March 27, 2014, 08:52:05 pm
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I tried.
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Konrax on April 05, 2014, 05:51:09 pm
Quote from: TR_Ragnarok on March 27, 2014, 08:52:05 pm
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I tried.

Thanks for the love, it being a green card is so me ;)
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Armycook_of_KSantiago on April 07, 2014, 07:48:33 am
4 cards for the players and things I think that deserves one
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Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: ForGO_of_Acre on August 14, 2014, 08:45:23 pm
Quote from: Horns on December 06, 2013, 06:02:37 pm
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Gottem.

LOL
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on August 14, 2014, 09:03:06 pm
Can we please revive this thread from the grave now?
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Clockworkkiller on August 14, 2014, 11:57:48 pm
no
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: BaleOhay on August 15, 2014, 03:05:31 am
Quote from: Tojo on March 25, 2014, 09:23:15 pm
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He made his own card can we get a ban for this guy???

bobthehero is allowed to make his own card since he is the only one awesome enough to pull it off. He plays only in first person and does it better than most who play normally.
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Screaming Idiot on August 15, 2014, 03:56:46 am
Am I popular enough to have a card made about me?

I-I'll do drawings for you guys...  :oops:
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: gallonigher on August 15, 2014, 05:30:23 am
I came in here hoping to find a card for me and  I left disappointed

feelsbadman
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: mcdeath on August 15, 2014, 05:36:37 am
I just want a card made for me that perfectly depicts how much of a little cunt ass kid I am, or I just want to be permabanned again. Pick one
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on August 15, 2014, 11:49:34 pm
Quote from: mcdeath on August 15, 2014, 05:36:37 am
or I just want to be permabanned again

ok dude, its your funeral
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Fearvich on August 16, 2014, 12:25:00 am
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Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on August 16, 2014, 01:15:56 am
I don't think you understand the severity of the offense of not capitalizing and misspelling GOBBLIN.
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on August 16, 2014, 01:30:19 am
Some cunt make one for me, my old friendz.

Cheers
Frank
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Malgalad on August 16, 2014, 02:19:40 am
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 :shock: maybe only 5%
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on August 16, 2014, 03:29:57 am
Quote from: Malgalad on August 16, 2014, 02:19:40 am
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have i seriously been misreading your name as "malaglad" in-game for more than a year, i am ashamed

Also thanks for reviving this thread, it was a blast and anyone who hasn't read the whole thing totally should.
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Tojo on August 16, 2014, 04:21:55 am
Quote from: Malgalad on August 16, 2014, 02:19:40 am
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 :shock: maybe only 5%

What do you even MTG bro? No land requirement to summon?
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Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Chosen1 on August 17, 2014, 07:11:11 pm
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Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Jona on August 18, 2014, 04:20:36 am
Quote from: Chosen1 on August 17, 2014, 07:11:11 pm
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"all enemy creatures lose -1 morale."

Wouldn't it have been easier to say "gain 1?"  :wink:
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: njames89 on October 07, 2014, 12:07:32 am
Quote from: Chosen1 on August 17, 2014, 07:11:11 pm
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Can verify this. In the original acre conflict with the Confederacy Sandersson and the frisians in general had great morale due to group homosexuality levels. It was very intimidating.
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on October 07, 2014, 12:50:40 am
Quote from: njames89 on October 07, 2014, 12:07:32 am
Can verify this. In the original acre conflict with the Confederacy Sandersson and the frisians in general had great morale due to group homosexuality levels. It was very intimidating.

its really handy to service the men completely in-house; you don't have to pay gnarly bills for whores and camp followers all the time.

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Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: chesterotab on October 07, 2014, 12:57:05 am
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Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: njames89 on October 07, 2014, 12:58:02 am
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Oh my god its beautiful. I really need to buy more plate.
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Tojo on October 07, 2014, 02:35:24 am
*Dark side of the Force music*

Good. Use your passive aggressive feelings boy. Let the lolz flow through you...

Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Auphilia on October 07, 2014, 12:42:25 pm
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Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: mcdeath on October 07, 2014, 05:11:26 pm
Did anyone make a card for chosen1 yet? If not I call dibs.
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: dule18 on October 07, 2014, 05:33:14 pm
lol funny
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Spanish on October 09, 2014, 09:53:40 pm
I cant believe it took me this long to find this thread when it has such good quality +1 would read again.
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Kafein on October 10, 2014, 09:43:53 am
Quote from: Jona on August 18, 2014, 04:20:36 am
"all enemy creatures lose -1 morale."

Wouldn't it have been easier to say "gain 1?"  :wink:

Have you ever played one of these games? They always say "gain 1" and "lose -1", entirely ignoring double negation antics.
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: stickher on October 13, 2014, 06:44:35 am
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Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Tojo on October 21, 2014, 07:27:33 pm
Quote from: stickher on October 13, 2014, 06:44:35 am
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+1 for trying, but google "MTG card maker" its alot easier lol
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Jack1 on October 21, 2014, 09:29:24 pm
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Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on December 05, 2015, 05:19:51 pm
Yearly reminder.
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: blizz on December 05, 2015, 08:16:19 pm
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Let the hate be released  :twisted:
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: njames89 on May 12, 2017, 08:41:44 pm
Legendary thread tbh
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Asheram on May 12, 2017, 09:01:48 pm
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Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Asheram on May 13, 2017, 01:34:55 am
Quote from: PieParadox on December 17, 2013, 01:45:40 am
time to revive thread


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This card has been spotted in native quite alot recently.
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Kadeth on May 17, 2017, 01:37:58 am
Quote from: Armycook_of_KSantiago on April 07, 2014, 07:48:33 am
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beautiful, brings a tear to my eye
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Taser on May 17, 2017, 01:51:31 am
Quote from: Asheram on May 13, 2017, 01:34:55 am
This card has been spotted in native quite alot recently.

Aye he has. Only saw him a couple times but didn't seem as good as I remember. But fuck it probably because who plays warband MP everyday like we used to when crpg and native was roaring along a few years ago?
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on May 17, 2017, 06:47:47 am
tfw you were never cool enough to get a card
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Jona on May 17, 2017, 04:30:22 pm
Quote from: Taser on May 17, 2017, 01:51:31 am
Only saw him a couple times but didn't seem as good as I remember. But fuck it probably because who plays warband MP everyday like we used to when crpg and native was roaring along a few years ago?

Or maybe it's because he doesn't have a level 36 build (while the vast majority of us were still low level peasants) with a fully MWed kit and ultra high agi? Hmmmm...

I still remember when he came back from his hiatus and I was finally at a high level with MWs as well. Needless to say, I was merely whelmed by his skills at the time. High agi + war spear spam can only get you so far.
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Taser on May 17, 2017, 04:38:04 pm
Quote from: Jona on May 17, 2017, 04:30:22 pm
Or maybe it's because he doesn't have a level 36 build (while the vast majority of us were still low level peasants) with a fully MWed kit and ultra high agi? Hmmmm...

I still remember when he came back from his hiatus and I was finally at a high level with MWs as well. Needless to say, I was merely whelmed by his skills at the time. High agi + war spear spam can only get you so far.

Maybe. Rose colored glasses and all that.

Was sandwich the one that did the mr. blockington from blockingtown or wahtever the alt's name was. Never attacked just blocked. Was hilarious to see groups of people trying to kill him.
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Jona on May 17, 2017, 07:36:42 pm
Quote from: Taser on May 17, 2017, 04:38:04 pm
Maybe. Rose colored glasses and all that.

Was sandwich the one that did the mr. blockington from blockingtown or wahtever the alt's name was. Never attacked just blocked. Was hilarious to see groups of people trying to kill him.

He doesn't seem to have that character as part of his roster atm, so he must have renamed it at some point if it ever was him.
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Asheram on May 17, 2017, 08:38:37 pm
Quote from: Taser on May 17, 2017, 04:38:04 pm
Maybe. Rose colored glasses and all that.

Was sandwich the one that did the mr. blockington from blockingtown or wahtever the alt's name was. Never attacked just blocked. Was hilarious to see groups of people trying to kill him.
lol like that tavern keeper guy who had 13 shield skill?
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Taser on May 17, 2017, 11:00:07 pm
Quote from: Asheram on May 17, 2017, 08:38:37 pm
lol like that tavern keeper guy who had 13 shield skill?

With the torch lol. Wasn't that a fallen guy?
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Kadeth on May 18, 2017, 01:24:19 am
Quote from: Tristan_of_Erzoth on May 17, 2017, 06:47:47 am
tfw you were never cool enough to get a card

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Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Jona on May 18, 2017, 04:50:23 pm
Quote from: Kadeth on May 18, 2017, 01:24:19 am
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Can I get roasted by some aussie nerd too pls?
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Kadeth on May 19, 2017, 12:52:06 am
Quote from: Jona on May 18, 2017, 04:50:23 pm
Can I get roasted by some aussie nerd too pls?

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Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: gallonigher on May 19, 2017, 08:43:50 am
people still play?
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: njames89 on May 19, 2017, 12:52:01 pm
Quote from: gallonigher on May 19, 2017, 08:43:50 am
people still play?

Yeah man NA was bumpin the other day had 3 people
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Jona on May 19, 2017, 04:22:04 pm
Quote from: Kadeth on May 19, 2017, 12:52:06 am
somehow an admin

By popular demand, mind you!
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: _uwu_ on May 19, 2017, 11:21:20 pm
>tfw nobody made a card of you

why even live
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Drunken_sailor on May 20, 2017, 05:52:42 am
tfw when some one makes a tfw post but dosent post a f
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Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Gravoth_iii on May 20, 2017, 07:10:39 am
Quote from: Drunken_sailor on May 20, 2017, 05:52:42 am
tfw when some one makes a tfw post but dosent post a f
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As far as i know you only need to post a f when doing >mfw. >tfw can be left open to the imagination.
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: gallonigher on May 20, 2017, 07:41:58 am
Quote from: njames89 on May 19, 2017, 12:52:01 pm
Yeah man NA was bumpin the other day had 3 people

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Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on May 20, 2017, 08:12:10 am
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dam that was a good roast better kms tbqhwymm
Title: Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
Post by: Yeldur on May 20, 2017, 10:33:12 pm
they would all be autism