What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
You should definitely join Black Company lol.
You going to kill me prick? I fuckin dare because I can do one worse. I'm going to fuck you. That's right. I can fuck you seven hundred different ways. I'm going to F-U-C-K you right in the ass. I'm not even gay but I'm going to stray that way just for you. I'm not even going to use lube. Ever heard of a Strawberry Shortcake? I'm going to sploodge in your face and then break your nose bitch. Then I'm going to put you in a pit with a my old friend with rabies and he's going to fuck you. By the time I'm done all you will be able to do is cry and ask god why UnholyDiver fuckin cockslapped you right in the eye. It's gonna get ugly. Your gaping asshole will get bubbly every time you try to fart you will shit your guts out. 20 years from now people won't even recognize you. You'll be the guy who hides in the corner because all he can do is pout.
You're going to dream of me son.... for the rest of your life you're going wonder how you lost your manhood and became my dirty slut wife. You're going to kill me? Better bring a gun because I've got a cock with your name on it and to you it's a nightmare but to me it's just plain fun.
