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Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
« Reply #105 on: December 11, 2013, 04:55:09 am »
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Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
« Reply #106 on: December 11, 2013, 06:19:41 am »
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Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
« Reply #107 on: December 11, 2013, 07:34:06 am »
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No one's made a card with questionable usefulness for me yet.  Rude.
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Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
« Reply #108 on: December 11, 2013, 08:07:22 am »
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No one's made a card with questionable usefulness for me yet.  Rude.

I haven't played MtG in almost a decade but when these are completely unrelated to any mechanics of the game it bugs me like all heck because why are you even making it a magic card at that point? A bunch of these are really funny. Lots of them hit the nail on the head with those "you had to be there" inside jokes. Love ya, NA players!

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Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
« Reply #109 on: December 11, 2013, 10:03:49 am »
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Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
« Reply #110 on: December 11, 2013, 02:21:25 pm »
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text is kinda small but w/e i tried...

You left out the part about smoking crack first, otherwise accurate

Also, nobody gives a fuck about being accurate to magic the gathering so you guys can stop with that.  What kind of dork plays magic or pokemon anyways?   :twisted:

And Artyem, that's a picture of a leopard, not a cheetah in Larry's card :P
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Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
« Reply #111 on: December 11, 2013, 08:36:42 pm »
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Also, nobody gives a fuck about being accurate to magic the gathering so you guys can stop with that.  What kind of dork plays magic or pokemon anyways?   :twisted:

The same kind of Dork that joins one of the only historically accurate clans in cRPG (Hospitallers). #Gottem
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Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
« Reply #112 on: December 11, 2013, 09:00:33 pm »
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Because my brother was in the clan and he's the one who got me into the mod?  I wanted to play with people who had played and game and knew the mechanics and nuances?  Yes, that's the same level of dorkiness as playing magic the gathering card game or anything pokemon related.

I think these cards people are making are hilarious, who cares if they are "accurate" to MTG (well some dorks clearly do). 

I also rode around with light strange armor for a long time after I first came into crpg and was under the Hospitaller banner, fuck gear restrictions, I'm a rebel (was a dirt poor min/maxing rebel).  :P
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Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
« Reply #113 on: December 11, 2013, 10:03:30 pm »
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I think these cards people are making are hilarious, who cares if they are "accurate" to MTG (well some dorks clearly do). 


The reason for trying to make the cards accurate to MTG is that it makes the card "even funnier" when it can be used in an actual deck.

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Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
« Reply #114 on: December 11, 2013, 10:17:35 pm »
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And Artyem, that's a picture of a leopard, not a cheetah in Larry's card :P

It's a good thing it was Deltah that made it and not me then!
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Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
« Reply #115 on: December 11, 2013, 10:29:09 pm »
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The reason for trying to make the cards accurate to MTG is that it makes the card "even funnier" when it can be used in an actual deck.

The reason it bugs me is that if you aren't going to make it read like an actual card, why are you even formatting the image to look like one? Why not just  make a demotivator poster or slap some impact text on the top and bottom of the image?

Or, as goblen kinge daruvian put it earlier:

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Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
« Reply #116 on: December 12, 2013, 12:34:31 am »
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Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
« Reply #117 on: December 12, 2013, 01:19:04 am »
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Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
« Reply #118 on: December 12, 2013, 01:20:44 am »
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Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?
« Reply #119 on: December 12, 2013, 01:33:42 am »
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