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Offline BD_Guard_Bane

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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #600 on: February 18, 2011, 06:53:09 am »
THIS
People who post pictures of themselves flexing shirtless should be beaten by a group of "weaker" people to death.
But right before they die, have a really hot girl start making out with the skinniest or fattest guy you can find right in front of them, just to spite them one last time before death.

Yeah, that'd probably teach them a lesson. Except they'd be dead, so I dunno if they'll appreciate it fully.

But wait, what about the hot girl? She's hot, right? And presumably she must do some exercise to keep in shape? Maybe a lot of effort goes into appearing that hot? So what about all those not so hot girls out there? How do you think they feel?

I think the only answer is to have a group of 'less hot' girls beat her to death as well, and then we get Balton (Adrian died first, Balton is patiently waiting his turn) to make out with the skinniest or fattest girl there, right in front of them, just to spite them one last time before death.

Sorry Balton and Adrian, but those pictures make me so damn angry that all I can post is overly elaborate death scenarios for you. Change your avatar to a fat ugly guy, and I might be able to control the rage.

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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #601 on: February 18, 2011, 10:37:57 am »
Except maybe by Nocti, but he hates everyone equally of course

All if these half naked pictures are so charming

getting insulted by me is simply like getting raped with a smile on your face. We should add this to reply screen for people who take things a bit too serious.
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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #602 on: February 18, 2011, 11:05:41 am »
Ideally I'd like her to be a drummer.
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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #603 on: February 19, 2011, 08:22:15 pm »
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when i finish university,i shall enlist in US marines..
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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #604 on: February 20, 2011, 04:42:50 am »
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when i finish university,i shall enlist in US marines..

LOL oh gosh, the marines will surely be happy to have you and your G.I. Joe barbie doll looking camo face paint job. You look like you attempted to copy some really low budget military movie with that face paint, are you soppose to be a tiger?

Personally being in the military myself, I'm just giving you a heads up that you might not want to go into things thinking your little "fun and guns" academy is anything remotely close to the actual military. Otherwise you're going to head into it with the mindset that you're already experienced and know a lot more than everyone else, when really that academy just set you up for failure. Boot Camp will be hell for you and they will chew you up and spit you back out if you come to them like that.

Anyway, I don't want to deter you from your choice to join the Marines. I truely respect your decision to serve. I believe it definately takes a certain kind of person to make that kind of a commitment. I just wanted to have some fun laughing at your little 1980's G.I. Joe pics you took.

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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #605 on: February 20, 2011, 05:25:48 am »
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is this from when i hit you with my dick?

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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #606 on: February 20, 2011, 09:20:18 am »
LOL oh gosh, the marines will surely be happy to have you and your G.I. Joe barbie doll looking camo face paint job. You look like you attempted to copy some really low budget military movie with that face paint, are you soppose to be a tiger?

Personally being in the military myself, I'm just giving you a heads up that you might not want to go into things thinking your little "fun and guns" academy is anything remotely close to the actual military. Otherwise you're going to head into it with the mindset that you're already experienced and know a lot more than everyone else, when really that academy just set you up for failure. Boot Camp will be hell for you and they will chew you up and spit you back out if you come to them like that.

Anyway, I don't want to deter you from your choice to join the Marines. I truely respect your decision to serve. I believe it definately takes a certain kind of person to make that kind of a commitment. I just wanted to have some fun laughing at your little 1980's G.I. Joe pics you took.

c`mon dude the camo paint in the first pic is fucking epic,the other one in the third pic it was when i was a rookie an didn`t know very much about camo and shit.

What army academy?

I was in the Greek Special Forces mate,and to be more precise in the Greek Marines,but they lack in training and equipment..Here in Greece they force u to join the army for 16 months,while most of the ppl joins the simple army forces,i volunteer to join the Special Forces,and trust me not many do that here in Greece..

Glad that i made  u laugh with my pics...u claim to be in the army,can we see some pics too?
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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #607 on: February 20, 2011, 12:13:26 pm »
i hate when stupid people lead even 10 people in army! they should give you at least some guidelines about camouflage before they made you do it. more dangerous than enemy is incompetent superior. pray for good superior and comrades that are true friends!

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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #608 on: February 20, 2011, 12:38:30 pm »
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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #609 on: February 20, 2011, 02:28:35 pm »
c`mon dude the camo paint in the first pic is fucking epic
as epic as.....
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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #610 on: February 20, 2011, 02:35:02 pm »
is this from when i hit you with my dick?
was your nose that big pre accident omg

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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #611 on: February 20, 2011, 02:35:52 pm »
Adrian your avatar now you seem like a Bartender!!

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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #612 on: February 20, 2011, 02:51:01 pm »
New avatar up, come at me brethren.
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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #613 on: February 20, 2011, 03:41:35 pm »
Is that pubic hair?   :shock:

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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #614 on: February 20, 2011, 03:54:34 pm »
as epic as.....
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