Let's write a story you fucking nerds !

[HarunYahya]

I'll start it and you will make this continue ...
multiple posts are allowed,trolling and unrealistic stuff encouraged.

Here it goes:


I just woke up.
Sun is shining from my window.
Start of a new and hopeful day in my miserable life.
I went to bathroom to wash my face .Suddenly i heard some noises from living room...

[SepChu]

The shuffling of various objects echoed through her mind, flashes of what possible objects could have been moving. Vibrantly playing back like a tape recorder her mind wanders off in reminiscent of previous events that had just transpired the night before. Quickly jerking around toward the wide open bathroom door, a sudden crash had snapped her out of the curious daze.  Her eyes immediately shot open, pupils racing to fully dilate as goosebumps ran up and down the now cold spine....

[Casimir]

gay

[Gorath]

fake

[Tzar]

Mehhh i suck at this...

[Tavuk_Bey]

..there was a chopped dong on the floor, with a letter attached on it..

[hyena]

She reached down, grasping the thick shaft of the penis in her hand and caressing it. The letter was only a passing glance in her memory as her fingers toyed with the perfect shaft, cupping her palm around the circumcised glans.

"Oooh, big boy...", her tongue stroking slowly over her lips, tempted to just shove the dismembered member into her mouth right there in the bathroom like a greedy slut.

[H4rdn3ssKill3r]

But she decided not to as that would be totally unprofesional, so she decided to eat it as it should be nutricous...

[Broc]

... The dick traveled through her body, all the way to the end. And then, something magical happened, she recieved inside-out-anal. She then proceeded to lick her own elbow.

[Tavuk_Bey]

..by that time, her husband was fucking his secretary in his office..

[Duster]

The husband, sensing danger, jumped back from the sexcretary just in time to dodge ..................

[hyena]

the massive cumshot that was sure to make the poor girl pregnant. After all, having one mouthy child was enough trouble in his life, the last thing he'd need is a second bastard demanding welfare cheques from his already taxed bank account.

"Get your knickers on love" he muttered in his dull tones, shooting his wet mess up her back, splattering her smart suit jacket in man-fat. "I'm done with you, now get this done" he adds, zipping himself before handing over a pile of paperwork which looked like...

[Broc]

... Naked photos of Tom Selleck, which the man was planning to sell to a wealthy business man named...

[H4rdn3ssKill3r]

Biggles nicklebottom, a wealthy british bussinessman who gained his fortune by getting bitches into his brothel, after buying it he decided to...

[Bjord]

shoot himself in the head along with all the other mongrels involved in the story.