Soccer and football are similar sports, having the same rules, etc. Soccer is an American version of football, but it is not the same sport.
In football, poor kids from favelas train day and night to become good and eventually earn millions saving their families from poverty. There are no gay football players.
In soccer, Karen is driving her twins to Sunday training. Twins never become good at the sport, instead, they turn gay and host some stupid show on national television.
Female version is called soccer everywhere because it is exclusively for homosexual females and Americans are the best at that sport.