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ROAST THE FUCK OUT OF ME
« on: July 27, 2019, 01:49:14 pm »
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Current stats : 1.98 meters tall, 140 kilos, 24% fat fuck


Bench press - 1x250
Incline bench press 1x180
DeadLift - 1x240
Squat - 1x200


Probably better than you.
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Re: ROAST THE FUCK OUT OF ME
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2019, 01:55:43 pm »
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I don't see any muscles you gay fat fuck. Your stench reaches here.
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Re: ROAST THE FUCK OUT OF ME
« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2019, 02:02:37 pm »
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Bench press - 1x250
DeadLift - 1x240
Squat - 1x200

what the fuck are these ratios

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Re: ROAST THE FUCK OUT OF ME
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2019, 02:04:38 pm »
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what the fuck are these ratios


what do you mean?
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Re: ROAST THE FUCK OUT OF ME
« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2019, 02:18:28 pm »
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what the fuck are these ratios

He can bench press more than he can squat, because then he doesn't have to support his dead weight, aswell.
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Re: ROAST THE FUCK OUT OF ME
« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2019, 02:24:29 pm »
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He can bench press more than he can squat, because then he doesn't have to support his dead weight, aswell.

well, being 2 meters tall doesnt help...
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Re: ROAST THE FUCK OUT OF ME
« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2019, 02:39:59 pm »
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well, being 2 meters tall doesnt help...

especially when you're half as wide
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Re: ROAST THE FUCK OUT OF ME
« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2019, 03:49:25 pm »
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Re: ROAST THE FUCK OUT OF ME
« Reply #8 on: July 27, 2019, 06:11:36 pm »
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Apply to Donkey Crew with this CV they might need another poster boy since CMP lost his sex appeal after recent hair loss

Also if this is 24% I am fucking santa. You are heavily obese and far above 30%, if not even 40%
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Re: ROAST THE FUCK OUT OF ME
« Reply #9 on: July 27, 2019, 06:32:05 pm »
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My old boss who is 65 could do 200kg incline bench. You a pussy.
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Re: ROAST THE FUCK OUT OF ME
« Reply #10 on: July 27, 2019, 07:20:43 pm »
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Apply to Donkey Crew with this CV they might need another poster boy since CMP lost his sex appeal after recent hair loss

Also if this is 24% I am fucking santa. You are heavily obese and far above 30%, if not even 40%
its 24%, the t shirt is way large, its my gym tshirt
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Re: ROAST THE FUCK OUT OF ME
« Reply #11 on: July 27, 2019, 07:36:37 pm »
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its 24%, the t shirt is way large, its my gym tshirt

it looks filled
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Re: ROAST THE FUCK OUT OF ME
« Reply #12 on: July 27, 2019, 08:34:44 pm »
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Deadlifting less than you bench ....
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Re: ROAST THE FUCK OUT OF ME
« Reply #13 on: July 27, 2019, 08:53:47 pm »
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you're supposed to lift the weight bells, not transform into one

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Re: ROAST THE FUCK OUT OF ME
« Reply #14 on: July 27, 2019, 09:28:09 pm »
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I remember that you should have some experience when it comes to naval maneuvers  8-)

he needs some navel maneuvers more like
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