This post from Rando really sums it all up:
There's literally nothing homosexual about having a heterosexual life-partner. Imagine choosing to be chained to a roastie financially, legally, & emotionally when it's guaranteed she's gonna take you to the cleaners in the courts? I say it's better to spend the rest of your life as a bachelor spin dabbing on shitters in strat battles with Chester, or forcing elvandin to get your waifu tattooed on his back for you to look at while you pump the fleshlight he's holding between his thighs. No male-on-male contact = not gay.
Also Cikel, still sorry for fucking you over in strat that one time when I didn't know how to play and bought like 2000 -2 longswords and attacked someone and didnt hire a roster cuz I didn't know how.