The last of the W knights

[kasMVC]

Cikel stood upon the hill that was na1.

Yo yo yo my dudes lets w key into the enemy and not just fairy around like a bunch of retards

Everyone on the team looked at him like he was crazy

But sir they out number us 4 to 5 let us just instead gank yonder peasant new player over there so people think we are good because of the shitty score board!
Besides if we die we have to wait 2 minutes to play again. I'd rather skey around feinting at no one than charge in like a brave knight
Yea let's just pretend to charge and then skey like pussies so we can wait for a duel.
 
Cikel thought to himself. Has this what crpg has become. He longed for the times when he would see negga by himself fighting 8 people and rush to his aid. Maybe they didn't come out on top but at least they fought bravely and had a scrap of honor.

Cikel smirked to himself and found his inner peace. He w keyd into the entire enemy team and got 10 points. He only lasted 7 seconds just like when he was sexing his hand. Sure he wasn't at the top of the scoreboard. Sure he had to alt tab for a bit and shit post on the forums. But at least he wasn't a giant fucking pussy on an internet game.

[bensai]

assington was far away from his team, taking way too long to flank, and he knew it.

he looked toward the two clusters of opposing warriors, and decided he would wait for some random retard to come duel him.

but before he knew it, a knight under the frisian banner charged forward, holding W while the rest of his team held S.

assington immediately got flaccid and sulked his shoulders and hit behind a nearby tree to watch, like the beta non-groupfighter he was

"uuuuNNnGGGHHHHh"