The current administration had plans to buy up as "many moddb reviews as possible" before respecs were dropped to 100k gold crpgay newspaper learned today.
Glorious Leader James was indicted earlier on numerous charges of financial statute violation.
James, 33, had realized that Executor Professor was going to introduce legislation to enable the populace a respec for only 100k gold. Unfortunately this information came MONTHS before James' plan to offer respecs for moddb reviews. In essence, duping the tax payer.
The outcry comes as many financial institutions have recently reported that moddB reviews are essentially worthless in comparison to their economic futures of the time. As you know this has created a bubble in which many crpgayers lost everything.
We interviewed one smelly hobo by the name of Arys who just rambled off into the woods. Then we gave up.
James had hit the campaign trail hard to rally support for what is being dubbed the moddB fiasco. He claimed numerous times that investing in moddb would bring growth and prosperity to the masses. The devilishly handsome James was able to con many crpg players as they are known to be huge f-a-g-g-o-t-s and like bearded rugged maple syrup smelling men.
Will justice be served? Head Admin Tristan has announced that there are plans to compensate the populace. He has put the Balance Team on the case.
We talked with Head Admin Tristan who had this to say:
"We have designated the balance team to investigate and rectify this unfortunate situation. They are our best men and have been doing exemplary work. They are well liked and trusted by the community and I am sure will easily get a handle on the case."
Unfortunately these delusions of grandeur are simply not enough. Many are demanding swift action. Although what will be done remains to be seen.
