I havent played this game in a month pretty AFK
Anytime someone makes a battle I cannot make it cause I have IRL shit going on and cant be playing this game anytime later than 5pm any night
Tristan you post on the forum and act cool and think you are someone when your a non factor and have been for 5 years in this game
True facts im 5'10 irl I dont know where you and rando and MOB came up with the idea im a 5'2 manlet irl but its kinda funny in a way I guess, but true story you are a fucking freckled ginger irl bro you will prolly always be a virgin and have no soul So I guess talk shit and be funny on forums in a 6 year old mod for some old ass game cause that is all a pale skinned freckled ginger can get for happiness these days.
Id say some more real shit but id get muted and id come in your discord or teamspeak andgive you a real talk but you would just say "Ok" in your whiny voice
This non factor just successfully took your city and wiped your army while losing barely 2k ticks (you lost close to 5,000). I guess I'd pretend to not care as well if I got blown the fuck out so thoroughly that half my faction deserted to form their own little one man factions. Why don't go in Acre teamspeak again to scream at people for signing against you?
Its really hilarious to see you make this "elite" faction of all the try hard players that no one really likes, and then ALWAYS lose every battle. To top it off, it still cracks me up how ass blasted you get when things don't go your way.
Here is a run down on how embarrassingly this "war" went for Knightmare:
1. He attacks AFK EU fiefs. We get the fief owners to sign us. Knightmare loses every battle and 3k shiny
2. He gets mad so he comes north to attack Weeb Village. He loses 1200 troops compared to our 491. We retaliate and attack Jayek. Loses are 700 for his "faction" to our 332. This causes Damatacus to apparently sperg rage at multiple people over steam and quit the game for 2 weeks.
3. Me, Ufo, Rando, Elvandin, and Sitvek jauntily stroll our way to Jelkala and cap it in 2 tries because you can't properly manage a city. Loses are 3,275 for you to our 1943.
4. You try and just run up to the city thinking we will let you attack it. We hit you in the field and cap your army, you losing 1500 shiny to our 335.
The Clans loses: 9231 shiny ticks, their dignity, a city, and respect of many players
Triumvirate of the River Sint loses: 3101, 15 clicks on the strategus map, a minimum amount of effort
Since I know everyone in your faction is KD whores, that means we just racked up a fat 2.9:1 kd/r on you LOL. Also, yes I count capped troops as kills. You lose them, therefore they are loses and we eliminated them from the field of play. They don't matter for player stats but faction v faction stats its important
But yeah, go ahead and "roast" me about my looks. I'm confident in my body
and my penis, which is why I'm not too much of a pussy to drop a face pic (unlike you LOL).
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Also do you have pics of tristan? Need evidence of claims, for research purposes.
check the post yourself IRL thread, its around page 15-22
