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i, der kekifuhrer assington, do request taht our greatest warrior, untersturmfuhrer (now promoted to obersturmfuhrer) otto heinrich chestergang von otabben,
bearer of the knights cross of the iron cross with oak leaves and swords, be given a most magnificent
 and honorable title in recognition of his legendary, fearless, and most homoerotic performance on the field of battle in full view of a numerically greater enemy force.
von otabens tiger tank burnt out over 100 cuckculainn t-34s, and hoisted in over 1000 points in less than two hours of combat.
his title must be grand, it must be worthy of his empyrean character, and most importantly it must not expire in 30 days.

consider this request a personal one,

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It is with great pride that I thank HoC, my parents, and my fuhrer for making this momentous occasion possible. I hope to continue to serve the reich with honor.

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« Last Edit: June 12, 2018, 07:06:25 am by chesterotab »

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I'm sorry, it's not April 20th, so I'm not sure why the GERMAN NATIONAL SOCIALIST joke is relevant? Did I miss a thing in strat?
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irl something shorted on the shuttle and laika overheated and died within a few hours of liftoff and for a brief while one could look up to the stars and see a light shooting across the sky that was actually a warm dog corpse slingshoting about the earth at thousands of miles per hour which was arguably humanity's greatest achievement so far

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Madness…? This is Sparta!

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i ask that herr jaren or herr james or whichever nerd is responsible for these custom titles 2 take this request for realsies because the fuhrer is always for realsies
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he,  the god admin.  drink the tea, not ascared to  fight in th  batefield,

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i ask that herr jaren or herr james or whichever nerd is responsible for these custom titles 2 take this request for realsies because the fuhrer is always for realsies

If you or chester want a title make a donation to keep the servers up you poor fucking hippies

Idk about you but we all know chesters money goes to his weed, Chester irl pic below!

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truly the ace of all aces among the reich, godspeed otaben.
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If you or chester want a title make a donation to keep the servers up you poor fucking hippies

Idk about you but we all know chesters money goes to his weed, Chester irl pic below!

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sorry it took me so long to finally post. this came from the knightmare/tristan meetup, as you can see tristan is on the right.
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sorry it took me so long to finally post. this came from the knightmare/tristan meetup, as you can see tristan is on the right.

Gingers cant be Knights they have no soul

GOTM LOL

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legendary, fearless, and most homoerotic performance on the field of battle

nice, I wonder how that looked like
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nice, I wonder how that looked like

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