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Re: a guide on how to make the perfect cup of tea
« Reply #15 on: June 10, 2018, 12:05:17 pm »
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there is only one real way to drink tea

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Re: a guide on how to make the perfect cup of tea
« Reply #16 on: June 10, 2018, 07:26:04 pm »
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Quote from: Golem on June 10, 2018, 03:20:27 am
According to Yeldur, two spoons = 1 sugar cube. Must be the imperial metric system messing with his head.
sugar cubes are for bundle of stickss therefore you're only allowed 1, shut your bundle of sticks mouth bitch you're not british like i am so fuck YOU

Quote from: Kratos on June 10, 2018, 02:42:45 am
Only gay ass Britf4gs would combine tea with milk

Disgusting cunts

Commit suicide kratos you stupid bundle of sticks i'll kill your entire family with a chainsaw this is the BRITISH WAY TO MAKE TEA and any other way is NOT ALLOWED
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he,  the god admin.  drink the tea, not ascared to  fight in th  batefield,

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Re: a guide on how to make the perfect cup of tea
« Reply #17 on: June 10, 2018, 09:04:33 pm »
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Quote from: Yeldur on June 10, 2018, 07:26:04 pm
sugar cubes are for bundle of stickss therefore you're only allowed 1, shut your bundle of sticks mouth bitch you're not british like i am so fuck YOU

Yeah I would for sure like nothing better than to have my sugar be like sand, seep through my fingers when I pick it up, because it has stone age ergonomic design, not be able to see if it got wet and have all kinds of impurities fall into it and not be able to tell that either, because it's fucking powder. Real useful.
I bet you also eat chocolate in powder, make steak out of powder, break fruit into powder and powder your nose.
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This is about being straight out retarded. Children see in slow motion like owls.

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Re: a guide on how to make the perfect cup of tea
« Reply #18 on: June 10, 2018, 09:50:02 pm »
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Quote from: Golem on June 10, 2018, 09:04:33 pm
Yeah I would for sure like nothing better than to have my sugar be like sand, seep through my fingers when I pick it up, because it has stone age ergonomic design, not be able to see if it got wet and have all kinds of impurities fall into it and not be able to tell that either, because it's fucking powder. Real useful.
I bet you also eat chocolate in powder, make steak out of powder, break fruit into powder and powder your nose.
#crystalclear

woah how did u know? are u watching me golem? WHERE ARE YOU HIDING
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Quote from: Kadeth on February 25, 2019, 10:32:41 pm
he,  the god admin.  drink the tea, not ascared to  fight in th  batefield,

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Re: a guide on how to make the perfect cup of tea
« Reply #19 on: June 10, 2018, 10:12:11 pm »
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Not tea is it unless it's Yorkshire tea

and leave the tea bag in you fucking bundle of sticks
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Re: a guide on how to make the perfect cup of tea
« Reply #20 on: June 10, 2018, 10:14:09 pm »
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Powdered steak.
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Re: a guide on how to make the perfect cup of tea
« Reply #21 on: June 10, 2018, 11:48:54 pm »
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Re: a guide on how to make the perfect cup of tea
« Reply #22 on: June 11, 2018, 01:24:35 pm »
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Re: a guide on how to make the perfect cup of tea
« Reply #23 on: June 18, 2018, 10:34:40 am »
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Re: a guide on how to make the perfect cup of tea
« Reply #24 on: June 18, 2018, 10:39:06 am »
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Quote from: traxits on June 10, 2018, 12:58:17 am
used to have a regular come in every day at ~5:30PM and get an extra large decaf, SIX CREAM, EIGHT SUGAR.

isn't this like standard 'murica, fill your pig mouths with unhealthy shit then die morbidly obese 30 years old because you can't afford healthcare anyway
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Re: a guide on how to make the perfect cup of tea
« Reply #25 on: June 18, 2018, 04:44:50 pm »
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Ikarus told me that he put 3 spoonful of sugars to his tea,yeldur do you want his adress?
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Re: a guide on how to make the perfect cup of tea
« Reply #26 on: June 18, 2018, 07:14:50 pm »
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Quote from: Yuckmuch on June 18, 2018, 04:44:50 pm
Ikarus told me that he put 3 spoonful of sugars to his tea,yeldur do you want his adress?

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Re: a guide on how to make the perfect cup of tea
« Reply #27 on: June 18, 2018, 07:19:58 pm »
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Any teabag filled with the type of tea you like, put in cup of water, microwave 3.5 minutes, let steep for 5 minutes.  Enjoy.  The rest is all tea snobbery and pretentious manure.
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Re: a guide on how to make the perfect cup of tea
« Reply #28 on: June 19, 2018, 04:07:42 pm »
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Quote from: Turkhammer on June 18, 2018, 07:19:58 pm
Any teabag filled with the type of tea you like, put in cup of water, microwave 3.5 minutes, let steep for 5 minutes.  Enjoy.  The rest is all tea snobbery and pretentious manure.

Please tell me I'm reading this wrong. You put the teabag in the microwave? You don't just heat the water then steep it after?

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Re: a guide on how to make the perfect cup of tea
« Reply #29 on: June 19, 2018, 04:18:02 pm »
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Quote from: WITCHCRAFT on June 19, 2018, 04:07:42 pm
Please tell me I'm reading this wrong. You put the teabag in the microwave? You don't just heat the water then steep it after?

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