HERE IS HOW TO BECOME THE BEST AT STRATEGUS!!!!!
As we all know, EU strat players are vastly superior to NA strat players in every single regard and could defeat all of NA without even breaking a sweat. Their superiority in all forms is unparalleled, so during their recent invasion in which they effortlessly took over the entire map I took some notes which I will share with you, a step by step on how to be the best in strategus and how to win EVERY TIME!
1. Form a mega faction. Now now now NA players, I'm not talking about NA megafactions. You need EVERY SINGLE EU PLAYER in this faction! You must also call NA players carebears during this and accuse them of all working together!
2. Abuse a bug to get millions of silver, then after the fact report it and all "quit" strategus! This is important to get better gear than anyone else AND make them think you stopped playing. Truly out maneuvering your opponents in 4d chess.
3. Sneak over the NA borders and attack enmasse at 4am, ensuring your opponent cannot show up to the battles. Extra points if you throw in a raid. During this, be sure to go in discord and on the forums and call NA players crybabies for wanting battles at decent times! If they change their night time settings, scream about it and how you just want battles at good times!
4. Now that you have your foothold be sure to have your entire faction change their night times for prime time NA! This ensure they cannot attack back and will make defending your fiefs easier!
5. Lose a singular battle and all rage quit. This is the most important step to the entire plan, and is essential to pulling off your domination in strategus. Since your opponent shows any form of resistance, something that is unfamiliar in EU since they all surrender and join the mega UIF faction, you must all surrender and scream about "dead mod" and how much you hate the game in the first place. Why would they attack at such a bad time for you anyways? You just wanted fun battles which is why you only attacked at 5am or earlier until night time settings forced you to play at a decent time for NA.
There you have it! 5 steps to become the best continent at strategus! Your dominance will be ensured and you can smugly laugh at everyone else and call them trash and crybabies after you rage quit! Good work!
bonus points if you multiaccount the entire faction as well!
