When nobody wants to play soccer with you, the logical course of action is to slice open all the basketballs. Or you can try wearing sausages around your neck.
But seriously, since penis fencing on EU1 has become rather unpopular and DTV is de facto the most played mode, wouldn't it make sense to think about some balance adjustments? Ranged in DTV is very underpowered. Archery is still ok, but crossbow is useless and throwing only works well on the first few rounds without much armor. I'm NOT saying change the global item stats for DTV. I don't know how much you can do with scripts. Can't you run a script on DTV servers that doubles ammo for throwing, increases ranged damage in general, drastically increases ranged wpf on characters or something else to make non-melee builds viable in DTV?