Ah, yes the EU carebare invasion! I was wondering when they would come again. You see, there was another foreign power from your neck of the woods who tried to attack our beautiful North American continent once... it didn't go so well for them. 
 So now, the EU are once again justifying their  

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What has this innocent man Arthur done to deserve such a fate as being chased around the planet by Euros? 
I've written a finely crafted dissertation that should sufficiently convince our North Afro-American brothers to fight for the good of our hood and community at large by supporting each other in these fights:
In other words, fuck your filthy foreign demands, we will fight instead like true North American gentlemen!