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i've saved an estimated $200 on tp, so far, based on my previous usage. the itchiness from weeks 6-7 has largely subsided, though my ass and butthole do feel kind of hot all the time. idk not a huge deal. the smell isn't as noticeable anymore as you pretty much go noseblind to anything pretty quick. the only time i get a little grossed out is when taking a new shit and the existing shit "pores" on my ass open up from having some additional moisture added, and let out this kind of, gone bad protein powder type smell? like when you don't clean out your shaker cup after using it. on week 9, i had to cut a little bit of poop away since i was having a lot of difficulty getting it out of the hard crust that had formed. i just used an old shower sponge and got some out (still haven't wiped so doesn't count).
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Re: just wanted to report in on not wiping my ass going on 11 weeks now
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2018, 06:26:45 am »
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congratulations on censoring me yet again fat bitch
just goes to show that you can never win against ((them))
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Re: just wanted to report in on not wiping my ass going on 11 weeks now
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2018, 08:47:15 am »
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Re: just wanted to report in on not wiping my ass going on 11 weeks now
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2018, 09:01:15 am »
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Re: just wanted to report in on not wiping my ass going on 11 weeks now
« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2018, 11:02:38 am »
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:DD man why don't u put some of ur pee in glass and pour them into ur ass to clean it.pff ur idea is better just don't mind my stupid reflections on this topic.

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Re: just wanted to report in on not wiping my ass going on 11 weeks now
« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2018, 11:09:45 am »
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ya but bicep did you consider  poo poo pee pee butthole?
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Re: just wanted to report in on not wiping my ass going on 11 weeks now
« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2018, 09:59:48 pm »
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If everyone had an IQ as high as yours, there would be alot more trees.

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Re: just wanted to report in on not wiping my ass going on 11 weeks now
« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2018, 11:26:13 pm »
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I'll just use a more wasteful ass-chocolate-removing-technique then to compensate your pathetic tree saving plans

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Re: just wanted to report in on not wiping my ass going on 11 weeks now
« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2018, 02:02:09 am »
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Re: just wanted to report in on not wiping my ass going on 11 weeks now
« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2018, 04:38:24 pm »
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Man there must be something wrong with me reading that smiling not even gagging or hesitating fuck me

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Re: just wanted to report in on not wiping my ass going on 11 weeks now
« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2018, 05:13:22 pm »
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It's very deep. It's a metaphor about cRPG and its current state, where you could characterize the current itteration as poop encrusted and moldy. Look upon this man's harrowing tale, and see it for the warning that is. 
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Re: just wanted to report in on not wiping my ass going on 11 weeks now
« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2018, 08:27:45 pm »
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If everyone had an IQ as high as yours, there would be alot more trees.

They made Jacorama admin after this brilliant comment. :D

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Re: just wanted to report in on not wiping my ass going on 11 weeks now
« Reply #12 on: April 07, 2018, 01:47:12 am »
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They made Jacorama admin after he came back from the Middle East. In the past US army provided war heroes with a house, job and some cash to spend. These days they give you virtual rewards. You go online, pick your favorite game/mod and get randomized reward. He got admin. It's better than being gifted America's Army Collectors Edition.

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Re: just wanted to report in on not wiping my ass going on 11 weeks now
« Reply #13 on: April 07, 2018, 08:27:17 pm »
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They made Jacorama admin after he came back from the Middle East. In the past US army provided war heroes with a house, job and some cash to spend. These days they give you virtual rewards. You go online, pick your favorite game/mod and get randomized reward. He got admin. It's better than being gifted America's Army Collectors Edition.

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Re: just wanted to report in on not wiping my ass going on 11 weeks now
« Reply #14 on: April 15, 2018, 08:06:35 am »
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