What did I miss besides none of the food being barbeque or looking very appetizing?
The food isn't all that appetizing since it's all ridiculous... blue-colored turkey, hot dogs floating in a sea of mustard (cheese?), pasta salad with added peppermints (still wrapped, I think), popcorn(?) served in a watermelon, entire cans of cranberry sauce topped with a grilled pineapple (being taken as the main course by the front right guy), salad dressing served in windex spray bottles (doesn't sound like a bad idea tbh, if they're properly cleaned beforehand... would give you a nice and even application of dressing provided they don't get clogged
), pumpkin pie which has something metal (car key, maybe?) stuck in it, and probably much more that I can't make out.