It is with the heaviest heart and most solemn of words that I apologize for the recent balance changes. However, words cannot express the deep regret I feel in trying to address player complaints about ranged balance. Truly, for twelve hours of one day to be rendered utterly wasted by poor team balance is tantamount to the most heinous of crimes, as you, my dear players, found your lives in shambles because the teams in an online game you play were unfair. The fault lays on my shoulders, as I let my vigilance, my everlasting watch slip last night, when I succumbed to my greedy desires, and slept, after being awake for two days.
How dare I assume to stand upon the shoulders of giants, and work to improve the mod, to improve the quality of the gameplay, to improve the enjoyment of players in this game. I now see that my attempts to fix the distribution of range between teams in cRPG were misguided, and for naught, as by doing so, I dared to make mistakes while introducing code to a complex and convoluted method. The failure of my code, and my failure to fix it immediately is a direct representation as my failure as a developer, and as a human being. This sorrow I feel permeates my entire soul, my being, as my decision to spend my own time to work on this mod for no reward other than the reward of learning has only caused woe, for the code I write is not perfect, and sometimes has unfortunate errors.
Not only this, but my heart is with you noble 2H heroes and cavalrymen, whose very existence is threatened by the brutally overpowered class that is ranged. It is now clear to me that those who tread the mortally bankrupt path of ranged deserve not to do damage to any. For a projectile to damage one who solely dedicates their build to maximum performance in melee is unacceptable. It is undeniable that you are all gods in the realm of melee. How dare the filth that play ranged presume to counter you, with your balanced builds, medium armor and lack of shields!
The past cannot be forgiven, so I must move on to the future, where my path is clear. I shall delete the accounts of those who play ranged, give all 2h heroes and cavalry players 10 loom points each as compensation for the emotional damage they suffered at the cruel hands of ranged players. Not only that, but I shall revert the team balancer to a state where classes are not balanced between teams, and where one team can utterly destroy another team for an entire map straight, which is truly an enjoyable experience for all involved.
Once again, I apologize for not devoting myself fully to work on cRPG, and produce patches that perfect, without errors, as is expected of me. I am your humble servant, my will is yours to command. Never again shall I make a change without ensuring that each and every player wholly supports that change. Never again shall I trust that my feeble, weak mind can come up with solutions that will improve the playing experience of this mod. Never again shall I indulge in my own personal needs, such as sleeping, or attending college. Finally, never again shall I assume others to be at least somewhat grateful of the fact that cRPG is alive, and that someone is working on it.
