I went to California when I was about 9 years old with my family. Saw two guys making out on a park bench im San Francisco and it was something. An Asian girl stole my hat at fisherman's wharf while I was playing video games at the arcade. I also threw up in Billy Idol's yard in L.A. because I ate some bad shrimp. Good times.
A previous time that I was in California, back when I was in high school, an Asian girl nearly stole my virginity and got me to smoke weed. She probably had diseases like most valley girls do, I dodged a bullet for sure. I was there for a pre-law school camp kind of thing so we were doing mock trials in some courthouse in San Francisco, and I kid you not this courthouse was covered in rainbow spotlights for the town 'pride' parade. Every time I'm in California it's always gays and Mexicans 24/7.
Hated the wharf, was full of fat tourists and overpriced shit.
