So the headcanon now is: index finger short, that's why too manly for school. Also autism. Good thing the last thing also gives the right to live on the expenses of others - just like the male lion. Lot's of free time for self-improvement and enlightenment about scientific truths(holohaux, climate change, doctors, etc.). Self-affirmation comes from online tests(iq, typing speed) and winning internet arguments.
I'm becoming racist against Sami.