Are all Slavs illiterate or just you? Evangelicalism has a higher rate of conversion than any other religion in the world, greater than Islam even.
I'm aware of that but reasons for such occurence can be discussed far and wide. And I assure you they won't be based on human logic. You're the laughing stock among the religios people. Your televangelists are the funniest shit ever and couldn't happen anywhere else other than United States.
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The same can't be said for the idolatrous high-church pagan trash to be found in your country, so I can understand your ignorance.
Which is why I branded Serbian Orthodox Church as wannabe followers of the word of Jesus. But there is reason for that. It is old pagan tradition which continued and shaped the brand of Christian faith Serbs adhere to. The most important priest in the history of Serbia, once prince of early Serbian Kingdom, decided to keep these traditions and incorporate them into Christianity to avoid bloodshed. He's the one who established Serbian Orthodox Church and one of the most prominent gay Serbs in history
Having large number (can't even count how many) celebrations of various saints throughout the year where each of those last between two and three days and heavily involves drinking and eating, certainly has nothing to do with jew Jesus and his original ideas. That aspect of Serbian religion is closer to Viking ways than anything you can find in the modern world.
As a firm believer in the one-drop rule, I can't deny that my partial Khazar ancestry makes me non-white. Good enough for Jared Taylor types I suppose though, so I guess I am Huwhite™. I don't know what kind of abject imbecile would assume I was a chink.
You can claim Jewishness only if your mom is Jewish. But considering you're already failed prospect who never made it big in Hollywood nor Silicon Valley I'll use that against you to dispute your claim on Jewish ancestry. American Jews are smart, successful and hard working people.
I actually thought you were Korean but whatever. If you were Korean you certainly wouldn't end being dumb as a brick and embracing organized religion past puberty phase.
Edit: About usage of racial slurs. I like to use them for several reasons and none of them is to humiliate anybody. First of all they are controversial and we live in times where being controversial is very important virtue and I stick to it as much I can. Second, using racial slurs is efficient and being programmer I prefer non verbose code and certainly don't like to type African-American, Asian-American, American-Native and rest of that. friend, gook, chink, amigo, jew is way more efficient way to describe the group of people who belong to certain nations. Lastly I don't give a fuck about nations in general so using derogatory slurs to describe them is not beneath me.