I see that certain people (tristan the giant piece of garbage he is) are on Admin trials. I feel I have been in and worked with this community long enough that I should be interviewed for adminship. I would also like the interview to take place here on the community forum so we can all discuss whether or not my abilities would work.
Firstly I have always been an item balancer, from the beginning.
I have slain neckbeards with my peasant weapons, which lead to increasing the armor stats for the neckbeards, for they were slewn by my primitive technology.
Secondly I have led numerous try hards to life of peasantry, although they did not last long. At least it was a learning experience for those neckbeards.
Thirdly I have given people reason for weight loss reduction, for I have gotten them to look in a mirror, and then blow it out their ass.
Thank you and I hope you consider me, as a community, a proper addition to the adminship.
