unban assington who is not a child, but in fact more mature, better looking, taller, funnier, better at melee, a compliment to this mod, and having of a far more HUNG peener than anyone who has spoken against himI don't claim innocence for my crimes of double spawning, but I can't sleep anymore, I can't enjoy the same activities, songs, and hobbies that I did just 12 hours ago. Not because of the punishment for my crimes, but because of the betrayal of another.
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loginthats right, a stinky fucking snakei have invited this little boy into my teamspeak to talk and laugh with me for years now and as of late this little mans visits to my channel have been more frequent and fraught with more laughter and giggles and fun. this little boy was a person i called
FRIEND. i dont give that title out easily!!
I hopped on NA1 yesterday just after noon with sugarbiggums, thats right, just us two. I begin to post announcements on the cRPG steam page to get the server populated, like I always do because I am a compliment to this mod. People begin to show up slowly but surely. Among them, my good friend thryn, whom over the course of the last two weeks had become someone I called a pretty autistic and good friend. Thryn, along with other people were playing very unsavory classes, unhealthy for populating the server (meme horsebump cav, horse throwers, horse xbows, throwers). Maybe 5 out of 12 of the players online were melee classes. so I say in chat "hey guys playing those classes aren't good for getting people on the server" and in response my former friend thryn says "neither is having klaus on the server xddddd"
wowzers. i thought this guy was my friend.
a couple hours later im still burnin the midday crpg fuel trying to continue posting announcements, getting people on. A lot of people, thryn included are still playing unsavory class types for the relative server population. Im running out of spawn, typing in chat (not shittalk i dont do that anymore) and
WHAM!!!! couch lance to the side of my face does 3/4 hp. I hadn't even had a chance to hit an enemy player or retaliate against the cav player who struck me. it was thryn!!!!
I'm thinking, "hey now, I try to keep the double spawn under control lately, im becoming a respectable player despite the vitriol that many spit at my name, so I really shouldn't double spawn. ut the DEDICATED, NON MEME CLASS PLAYER WHO STRIVES TO PURELY PLAY MELEE AS TO NOT APPEAR TO BE A HYPOCRITE (unlike thryn who plays cav and xbow to prove theyre OP but cant even get off the bottom half of the scoreboard) HAD to double spawn to actually have fun that round. Losing almost all of your hp before even getting a chance at a fight IS NOT FUN. so i double spawned, and thryn says "shits no cool bro" "im gonna ban thread you". like really? shits not cool? me double spawning without even doing a nudge worth of damage to the enemy team isn't cool, but playing three maps in a row doing nothing but horsebumping people off of a destrier is what respectable
item balancers should do? What thryn and the other unsavory class players were doing in those 3 1/2 hours was far more detrimental to the health of this mod than ALL of the double spawning I HAVE EVER DONE.
yea double spawning is gay and i hate getting killed by someone and then seeing them double spawn after they die while i still sit in spectator, but I don't do that. I don't go RUSH into combat, kill people, get killed, double spawn, repeat. i double spawn when the cause of my death is so so so terrible that there is simply no other choice.
but alas i have been betrayed. banned for 3 days as a result of the betrayal of the person i called friend who is clearly not a friend anymore and apparently, based off of their actions, never was. i dont care about the ban time, i care about all of the snakes that have turned me into the HIEDEOUS BEAST i am today. every1 knows sparvico and i fucknng HATE each other, but did u know there was a time not too long ago when i talked 2 him and westwood in teamspeak like they were my own sisters? and then
BAM!!!!! one day sparvico just bans me for some petty crime as if i was not his teamspeak3 battle buddy.
james. i thought james and i were good friends about a week ago, working together 2 populate the server at night by posting unyielding amounts of announcements on the crpg page, but one day, one fateful day i was brocoding albus in NA1 because im not a cuck dude i dont kill my friends the SECOND i see them even if they are on the other team. and then james and i are the last ones left on our team against albus and some archer on the other team. james is all like "asssington!!!! fight albus u fucking leecher!!!! u know i cant handle him in melee since he can left block!!!!!!!!" and then im like "YESSIR!!!!!!" and i charge in (too late to save james) but i charge in and fight albus only to be banned for 2 hours.
when u get betrayed by as many snakes as i have in this mod. u stop behaving like a person..... u turn into a hideous animal.... and every1 sees u as a hideous animal despite you being taller, better looking, funnier, more talented at melee (tops scoreboard as swashbuckler xddd) and a having a HUNG peener.
from now on out, call me assington the reptile RAVAGER the serpent SLAYER
also can we talk about how sparvico actually called me the N word yesterday in NA1 ill get sugar to find the screenshot
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