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Author Topic: Unban Pizdogryz. This is madness. Madness? This is Hacking!  (Read 5689 times)

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Offline Pizdogryz_the_Grey

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Time to pay for crimes!

I'm a thief, deserves punishment. I agree to the crucifixion, hanging, lynching, burning at the stake, and even hardcore anal.
So seriously Me, GDaemon and LooR were trying to break into some account by using random passwords.
After some of easy passwords like (cRPG, chadz, 123, dildo or anal) we tried same password as login names and it worked.
I was so shocked, like during orgasm!  :shock:
An example is also true that many of the victims had the same password as the login.
Then it was a gigantic shock, like double orgasm.  :shock:

Time to confess, I feel bad about it that did it, I thought that escapes us get away.
Feel stupid, and I want to apologize to everyone.

In the beginning was funny, but after a few days, we concluded that we "borrow" all heirloomed items onto our account.
A few hours later, reached me the power of admin.
Then I realized that greed conquered me.
I approach this from a distance, because I know that I have little chance of pardon.
My companions, explained everything and ran our plan almost perfect.
I want to indicate that the fault of people who normally has the same password as the login?  :mad:

Quote from my friend LooR.

"I know that it was really stupid, mindless and unhonorable but remember even person who killed someone comming out from prison after 25 years...
I know that i will met with comments like "fuc!@#" "perm" like GDaemon but i think so that You will consider that i admited to crime and chadz repaired hole in security system."

I want to apologize all clans :

-ENG
-Fallen
-Pillagers
-STR
-Pecores

And all the other people who were robbed.

The truth is that...
chadz commanded me that I did these bad things. blackmailing me, I was his servant.
Admit to these crimes, you bad man!  :evil:
I am ready to accept any punishment, I want to have a clear conscience.
Again, very sorry.

For my crimes, I was expelled from the clan. I was very attached to these people and personally I think they have suffered already part of the sentence. Me and my pals, we hope that the matter quickly come to an end and waiting for us fair judge.

Sorry for my English, it is through google translator.  :oops:
« Last Edit: May 31, 2011, 01:06:50 pm by Pizdogryz_the_Grey »

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Re: Unban Pizdogryz. This is madness. Madness? This is Hacking!
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2011, 01:49:35 pm »
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These people stole, did nothing to tell any devs about the security hole and then tried to get away with it. Only when chadz got them they confessed and told anyone about this. I never saw anyone of them regret it in their essays ether. They should not be allowed back. BUT! IF they do then make them suffer for it.
They stole heirlooms right? So what about putting a level cap for all their characters at 30 and never letting them get any heirlooms again. No access to the market ether and no ability to use the skip to level 30 thing. Level cap at 30 for them and no market. Let them on strategus tough, or they will just buy new CD-keys. This is the pay off for their stealing and delaying strat.
This game isn't about being skillful as much as its about saying things in general chat that enrage people who then go to murder you but in their rage they make dumb mistakes which gets them killed.
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Re: Unban Pizdogryz. This is madness. Madness? This is Hacking!
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2011, 01:55:19 pm »
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1/5 - Ban for life

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Re: Unban Pizdogryz. This is madness. Madness? This is Hacking!
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2011, 02:12:53 pm »
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Same as the other essays. Nice originality. I also liked how you brought the "fault" of the players with the easy to guess passwords into the essay. Good job.

I hope you stay banned for life.
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Re: Unban Pizdogryz. This is madness. Madness? This is Hacking!
« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2011, 03:10:42 pm »
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I've read your "Confessions of a Serial Killer" oops i meant "Unban essay" .
I'ld like to add that this is worse than your friends essays...Now i feel bad cuz i gave them 1 also...
Since you made it for once then you repeat the same crime , you should be grateful to cRPG team cuz they didn't sentence you to death.
I do not want to play this game with you so ...
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« Last Edit: May 31, 2011, 03:12:06 pm by koyama »

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Re: Unban Pizdogryz. This is madness. Madness? This is Hacking!
« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2011, 04:07:22 pm »
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Ban them forever, they only say sorry cos they got caught.

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Re: Unban Pizdogryz. This is madness. Madness? This is Hacking!
« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2011, 05:14:08 pm »
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Ehh.. Lars You spamming in every thread on this forum so your opinion does not count. I do not even know how I felt stupid how I did it and I had a guilty conscience. Do not get me wrong but to me, your opinion does not count.  :o

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Re: Unban Pizdogryz. This is madness. Madness? This is Hacking!
« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2011, 05:22:32 pm »
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I say keep them all banned, for the simple fact that they all use the same. freaking. essay. They can afford the paltry fee of buying a new game/key if they want to play again and have really learned their lessons.
You think you're pretty smart with your dago mustache and your greasy hair.

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Re: Unban Pizdogryz. This is madness. Madness? This is Hacking!
« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2011, 08:28:26 pm »
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No proper work, no investment, no credibility, no honesty,...
But be glad, you earned a "Yes" to permaban.
[14:36] <@chadz> when you login there is a message "your life as horse archer was too depressing for you. you decided to commit suicide. please create a new char"
[19:32] <@chadz> if(dave_ukr_is_in_server) then rain_chance = 98%;

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Re: Unban Pizdogryz. This is madness. Madness? This is Hacking!
« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2011, 01:33:28 am »
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nice avatar btw but still 1

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Re: Unban Pizdogryz. This is madness. Madness? This is Hacking!
« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2011, 08:36:23 am »
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Ehh.. Lars You spamming in every thread on this forum so your opinion does not count. I do not even know how I felt stupid how I did it and I had a guilty conscience. Do not get me wrong but to me, your opinion does not count.  :o
you are a thief and a hacker so really your opinion counts less than mine dont you think?

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Re: Unban Pizdogryz. This is madness. Madness? This is Hacking!
« Reply #11 on: June 01, 2011, 10:16:43 am »
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As you copy/pasted half your essay i will do the same in return.

Loads of sentimental crap.

Yeah sure you felt bad.... i bet you felt very happy when you guessed the right password.

I bet the only thing you regret, was getting caught.

Stealing piece of scum.

Ban for life

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Quote from my friend LooR.

"I know that it was really stupid, mindless and unhonorable but remember even person who killed someone comming out from prison after 25 years...
I know that i will met with comments like "fuc!@#" "perm" like GDaemon but i think so that You will consider that i admited to crime and chadz repaired hole in security system."

Rolfmao. Have you had any eduacation at all ?
« Last Edit: June 01, 2011, 10:19:10 am by Jambi »
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Re: Unban Pizdogryz. This is madness. Madness? This is Hacking!
« Reply #12 on: June 01, 2011, 11:17:01 am »
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i voted 4 as i had quite some laugh reading thru this piece of art...anyways, no matter how much i support your opinion about idiots having stupid/guessable passwords, i still have to say: thou shall not defile the ground of cRPG battles anymore! (atleast not on this cdkey anyways)

just being given the opportunity to do something bad does not give you approval to do it

edit: wanted to add something, but nvm, ill just make a new post :D
« Last Edit: June 01, 2011, 11:18:07 am by Cepeshi »

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Re: Unban Pizdogryz. This is madness. Madness? This is Hacking!
« Reply #13 on: June 01, 2011, 11:39:44 am »
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Permaban pls.

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Re: Unban Pizdogryz. This is madness. Madness? This is Hacking!
« Reply #14 on: June 01, 2011, 09:36:53 pm »
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Permaban because many good guys including your UIF-allies have suffered.
But you have nice nickname (russian: cunteater) so i'll give you 2 :)
« Last Edit: June 02, 2011, 10:43:35 am by Segd »