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Hurricane IRMA
« on: September 07, 2017, 12:29:44 am »
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To all my n-words in Florida y'all better be safe. Stock up on water ASAP they have to order cases for like $30 a pack at walmart here in Tampa. This shit is no joke and damn Floridian seems to think its all fun and games until they see a got damn Publix getting tossed 50 feet in the air.

But anyways if I end up ending my shit trying to go surfing or some shit in a damn category 5 hurricane I'll see you boys in the great NA_1 in the sky.

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Re: Hurricane IRMA
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2017, 12:39:09 am »
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Looks like Uncle Sam isn't the only fellow around in possession of weather machine, Putin apparently has one too and he borrowed it to supreme leader of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.

Stay safe, muricans. And start building brick houses ffs! Won't help with flooding but that's no biggie, water comes in, makes everything stinky forever and after few days dries. It's like letting a bum sleep in your bed for a night.

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Re: Hurricane IRMA
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2017, 12:48:15 am »
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I would say gib looms for safe keeping just in case you don't make it but damn At fifteen, I had the will to learn; at thirty, I could stand; at forty, I had no doubts; at fifty, I understood the heavenly Bidding; at sixty, my ears were opened; at seventy, I could do as my heart lusted without trespassing from the square.er than anything that hurricane kills.

lol m o d is d e ad turns into At fifteen, I had the will to  learn ; at thirty, I could stand ; at forty, I had no  doubts ; at fifty, I understood the heavenly Bidding ;  at sixty, my ears were opened ; at seventy, I could  do as my heart lusted without trespassing from the  square.  :lol:
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Re: Hurricane IRMA
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2017, 01:08:04 am »
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u found that out after 7 years,  when the mod actually died.
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Re: Hurricane IRMA
« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2017, 01:10:50 am »
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u found that out after 7 years,  when the mod actually died.
That is the first time I typed At fifteen, I had the will to learn; at thirty, I could stand; at forty, I had no doubts; at fifty, I understood the heavenly Bidding; at sixty, my ears were opened; at seventy, I could do as my heart lusted without trespassing from the square.. :)

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Re: Hurricane IRMA
« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2017, 01:15:20 am »
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At fifteen, I had the will to  learn ; at thirty, I could stand ; at forty, I had no  doubts ; at fifty, I understood the heavenly Bidding ;  at sixty, my ears were opened ; at seventy, I could  do as my heart lusted without trespassing from the  square.
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Re: Hurricane IRMA
« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2017, 01:42:28 am »
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Sorry didnt mean to derail thread
Hope you guys make it.
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Re: Hurricane IRMA
« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2017, 02:25:31 am »
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why the fuck do people even live where that is a common thing?  they should just abandon all the Caribbean islands.  We could move them to Europe.
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Re: Hurricane IRMA
« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2017, 02:48:34 am »
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why the fuck do people even live where that is a common thing?  they should just abandon all the Caribbean islands.  We could move them to Europe.
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Re: Hurricane IRMA
« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2017, 09:14:46 am »
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We could move them to Europe.

europe does not want them

well maybe sweden will take them

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Re: Hurricane IRMA
« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2017, 09:35:11 am »
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And start building brick houses ffs!
this, can´t look at those cardboard houses you guys always build

get a location which is at least 5m over the others and build a good fortified house, my old farm has walls which are nearly 1m thick and those walls contain of a lot of huge stones. Try something like that
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Re: Hurricane IRMA
« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2017, 10:08:21 am »
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to be honest hurricanes are not that bad if you don't have garbage houses

shoddy constructions, windows (if you don't put some protection on them) and plant life will be destroyed but that's about it

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Re: Hurricane IRMA
« Reply #12 on: September 07, 2017, 01:11:05 pm »
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to be honest hurricanes are not that bad if you don't have garbage houses

shoddy constructions, windows (if you don't put some protection on them) and plant life will be destroyed but that's about it

300km/h winds will fuck your shit up fam and so will a few feet of water

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Re: Hurricane IRMA
« Reply #13 on: September 07, 2017, 02:06:39 pm »
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in friesland,  thats eastern neatherlands,  northern germany etc., there have been a few devestating stormfloods over the last couple hundreds of years.  people adapted and built houses on warfs,  built extensive dikes and generally try not to repeat mistakes,  like doing war against rest of world.  only tried twice,  then stopped.  why dont you learn from past and build stronk houses?  and stop sending troops to afganistan?
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Re: Hurricane IRMA
« Reply #14 on: September 07, 2017, 02:14:44 pm »
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It's God's punishment for not electing Bernie Sanders.