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Shaved my pubes yesterday
« on: August 16, 2017, 04:07:55 pm »
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Re: Shaved my pubes yesterday
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2017, 05:45:07 pm »
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almost pissed my pants when I watched this one

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Re: Shaved my pubes yesterday
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2017, 05:52:03 pm »
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lmao I hate Star Wars but that was pretty funny
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Re: Shaved my pubes yesterday
« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2017, 06:01:49 pm »
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Are you doing porn, did you shave away everything? Why?
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Re: Shaved my pubes yesterday
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2017, 06:47:49 pm »
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POWER!!!! snap crackle pop

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Re: Shaved my pubes yesterday
« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2017, 06:58:50 pm »
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Are you doing porn, did you shave away everything? Why?

Just my genitals

I am gettin laid tomorrow
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Re: Shaved my pubes yesterday
« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2017, 07:12:53 pm »
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Prepare to look like you have crabs as when the pubes start growing back, you will have an itch that you can never satisfy. It takes years of shaving your balls to build a resistance to the "itch" as I can only assume this is your first time since I'm pretty sure you never got laid before.

Good luck, go commando for the following week if you can and if only you know how to wash your dick, you'll thank me later.
« Last Edit: August 16, 2017, 07:17:01 pm by xxkaliboyx »
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Re: Shaved my pubes yesterday
« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2017, 08:07:51 pm »
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Prepare to look like you have crabs as when the pubes start growing back, you will have an itch that you can never satisfy.

that´s why you never go full bald, just take a razor and trim em very short. This keeps the hair short and clean, but doesn´t give you rashes and doesn´t make you sweat that fast as without any pubes. no pubes gets your crotch almost as sweaty as full jungle pubes, that´s why you should trust on an short trimmed english lawn instead

hair may be a bit scratchy right after trimming but that wears off soon

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Re: Shaved my pubes yesterday
« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2017, 08:34:55 pm »
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Just my genitals

I am gettin laid tomorrow

So you had to shave so your dick would be visible?
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Re: Shaved my pubes yesterday
« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2017, 08:58:14 pm »
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So you had to shave so your dick would be visible?
maybe he has no dick at all
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Re: Shaved my pubes yesterday
« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2017, 09:00:10 pm »
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that would be pretty hot tbh
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Re: Shaved my pubes yesterday
« Reply #11 on: August 17, 2017, 12:43:16 am »
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Thank god this retard is muted now. 100% of posts 13 year old "lol i'm so edgy and trolly hehe" garbage.
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Re: Shaved my pubes yesterday
« Reply #12 on: August 17, 2017, 01:01:41 am »
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Re: Shaved my pubes yesterday
« Reply #13 on: August 17, 2017, 02:02:44 pm »
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Prepare to look like you have crabs as when the pubes start growing back, you will have an itch that you can never satisfy. It takes years of shaving your balls to build a resistance to the "itch" as I can only assume this is your first time since I'm pretty sure you never got laid before.

Good luck, go commando for the following week if you can and if only you know how to wash your dick, you'll thank me later.

Ive been going commando since I got out of high school
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