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Re: good old days
« Reply #225 on: September 14, 2017, 04:02:14 pm »
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Yeah I know you don't speak french, you barely speak english. Are you showing up this weekend? I don't see the need to call them immediately like a stupid fucking spastic, plenty of time. I want to see what this place looks like.
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Re: good old days
« Reply #226 on: September 14, 2017, 04:06:07 pm »
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Yeah I know you don't speak french, you barely speak english. Are you showing up this weekend? I don't see the need to call them immediately like a stupid fucking spastic, plenty of time. I want to see what this place looks like.
Vale Tudo rules or boxing rules???
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Re: good old days
« Reply #227 on: September 14, 2017, 04:17:30 pm »
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Get that frenchman Kalmar to record it for the forums please!

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Re: good old days
« Reply #228 on: September 14, 2017, 04:17:40 pm »
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Lmao why do you keep saying "vale tudo rules", you realize that's not synonymous with MMA rules right you dipshit? Although I guess I shouldn't be surprised, you constantly namedrop to sound impressive and only end up revealing your ignorance
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Re: good old days
« Reply #229 on: September 14, 2017, 05:15:29 pm »
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I am already hard at work researching ancient fighting techniques for this showdown

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Re: good old days
« Reply #230 on: September 14, 2017, 05:24:17 pm »
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I reckon it's gonna be like this. Raz your fellow Greek Asterios Cuckinos went and fought a guy (The_Donald mod) without knowing what he even looked like. Also seems they decided it's going to be boxing match instead of MMA at the parking lot. You don't need to plan this so far in advance.


Fucking do it! Just remember to film it for everybody's entertainment or it will be utterly pointless. Oberyn I'm counting on you on this. Bring a friend with you who will film the whole thing. Especially all the shit talk before and during the match.
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Re: good old days
« Reply #231 on: September 14, 2017, 05:43:49 pm »
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My money is on Oberyn Balboa.
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Re: good old days
« Reply #232 on: September 14, 2017, 06:07:15 pm »
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knife fights only
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Re: good old days
« Reply #233 on: September 14, 2017, 06:13:36 pm »
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Re: good old days
« Reply #234 on: September 14, 2017, 06:58:11 pm »
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Holy shit that's hilarious, it never ceases to amaze me just how awful at fighting the modern, average man is.
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Re: good old days
« Reply #235 on: September 14, 2017, 07:14:53 pm »
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WHAT
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is this actually...is this real? are we taking bets?
fuckin hell raz, im all in on oberyn.


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Re: good old days
« Reply #236 on: September 14, 2017, 07:16:36 pm »
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Holy shit that's hilarious, it never ceases to amaze me just how awful at fighting the modern, average man is.

Exactly. Best comment was from the gym employee: "When you take two guys and put them in the octagon with absolutely no skill, the bigger guy might come out a little bit on top".
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Re: good old days
« Reply #237 on: September 14, 2017, 08:00:36 pm »
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Holy shit that's hilarious, it never ceases to amaze me just how awful at fighting the modern, average man is.

boxing is hard, with no conditioning most people wont last 5-6 mins tops, which is probably how long any no holds barred fight would last.

unless your like me I trained Bruce to do these
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Re: good old days
« Reply #238 on: September 14, 2017, 08:08:21 pm »
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boxing is hard, with no conditioning most people wont last 5-6 mins tops, which is probably how long any no holds barred fight would last.
It's not about conditioning, and 5-6 minutes is way, way, way longer than your average person will last. At a decent pace, specimen like the ones in the video will be out of breath in 30 seconds.

The bigger problem is that they have absolutely no body control. They're both flailing and almost falling over by themselves.
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Re: good old days
« Reply #239 on: September 14, 2017, 08:09:47 pm »
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