I know, I'm a legend. I now grace you with my godly presence to let us rejoice in past glories and conquests. I remember, when I butchered half the population of EU1, 2, and 3 with my scimmitar, and huscarl shield.
People moaned when they saw me, because it would mean their swift spammed death using scimmitar strike view difficulty legal exploit. I also torched the local weed club and pissed on the owners. I also sold some stones for 50 000 gold on the market. Yeah that's me. I bet you remember you scullion.
But then the agility nerf came. They could just as well have chopped my legs off those crooked-nosed knaves.
I now come with a prediction. I predict that C-rpg will be really dead due to all the nerfs. Yes, I have two crystal balls under my giant e-penis that most surely is bigger than yours, sir.
