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Xant's Sex Tips
« on: April 29, 2017, 09:54:58 pm »
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Tip #1

Pulling out is as effective as using a condom. This has been scientifically proven. For a long time it was thought to not be so, for there was a lot of misinformation being spread. Yet science is above reproach.
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Re: Xant's Sex Tips
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2017, 09:59:38 pm »
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Re: Xant's Sex Tips
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2017, 10:10:16 pm »
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I wanna contribute with a tip. Never take a no for a no, keep going until you get an answer that satisfy you. Don't be a wimp.
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Re: Xant's Sex Tips
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2017, 10:13:30 pm »
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What if no is the answer that satisfies you? You've played yourself.
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Re: Xant's Sex Tips
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2017, 10:14:40 pm »
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What if no is the answer that satisfies you? You've played yourself.

You are right, I need to alter my mantra into something else that will include every possibility.
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Re: Xant's Sex Tips
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2017, 10:29:53 pm »
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I wanna contribute with a tip. Never take a no for a no, keep going until you get an answer that satisfy you. Don't be a wimp.
This guy sounds like he took your advice. https://www.yahoo.com/news/elderly-woman-beat-attacker-walking-stick-death-152528841.html
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Re: Xant's Sex Tips
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2017, 10:31:01 pm »
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Re: Xant's Sex Tips
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2017, 10:39:44 pm »
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HEY! No racism in my thread.
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Re: Xant's Sex Tips
« Reply #8 on: April 30, 2017, 05:00:15 am »
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Does this tip also work when fucking real women or only with 2D ones?
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Re: Xant's Sex Tips
« Reply #9 on: April 30, 2017, 06:39:39 am »
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Does this tip also work when fucking real women or only with 2D ones?
If you provide me a real woman I will report back
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Re: Xant's Sex Tips
« Reply #10 on: April 30, 2017, 01:19:01 pm »
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If you provide me a real woman I will report back
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Re: Xant's Sex Tips
« Reply #11 on: May 01, 2017, 05:49:28 am »
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how yung is 2 yung???


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Re: Xant's Sex Tips
« Reply #12 on: May 01, 2017, 01:28:31 pm »
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Oh boy, I can't wait for #2

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Re: Xant's Sex Tips
« Reply #13 on: May 01, 2017, 02:15:06 pm »
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how yung is 2 yung???

I prefer the 12-15 range. Nice and ripe.
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Re: Xant's Sex Tips
« Reply #14 on: May 01, 2017, 11:55:05 pm »
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if you store young ones in an airlocked container with a banana next to them they will be ripe in no time