THE GATES OF NERDHALLA OPEN FOR PLUMBO: ALL HAIL KING CIKEL!

[StonedSteel]

Gentlemen,

 On this day, I, like the other Greyt GOBBLIN Kings that have been blessed to lead you, transcend into nerdvana. I had done all that one could set out to do, except for one last thing: the ridiculous nonsensical shit posting for the amusement of small children.

Back when I was a serious shitscrub, Daruvian whom I admire, once obliterated me with a single simple sentence: that while my skills were sharp, my primitive mind was incapable of coming up with anything comically creative and utterly unique.

Stating thusly: "when the day comes that you find yourself staring at a massive pile of bullshit, dont run from it, dont warn others of what they might they might see, walk towards it, and draw a smiley face in it, and guide others toward it, so that all may see it for what it is: a ridiculous pile of hot steaming bullshit, smiling back at ya." (not even close to exact quote forgive me senpai)

Exactly one year ago, I gave Daruvian the advice I am now giving myself

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I post this, fully knowing, that Autismo's grand life's work of showing us all what autism looks like must continue, for while i assure him, that we have all been fully exposed to his craft, and that we all know what it looks like when we see it; it is not enough, there must be some corner of autism left yet to be unveiled to the masses, and i suppose such never ending and steadfast efforts are worth some measure of applauding.

And so it is with a heavy heart, that i lock this thread. Which makes me feel...a bit like a lumberjack, cutting down a tree, much to the recoil and disgust of hippys, who will surly protest me evicting creatures from their homes. Ohh how overlooked is the value and meaningfulness of these creatures they will say...but the tree will be cut nonetheless, much the same way, limbs are removed from people with gangrene, in hopes that the putrid disease not spread.


Now poor brave sir Autist must now venture forth in search of new trees to infect, in a never ending cry for attention, that real life cant provide. Thus the cycle of posting on a forum you hate but cant stop posting in...will never truly end..


Do not despair, this is just the cutting of one branch off the great tree of autism, a tree so grand and massive in its appeal, there will always be other branches ready to be made into HOME, by some nut-loving-squirrel.


God Speed Tupac.

And so it is with a heavy heart I hereby name my successor, for there is one full plated pos 2h sword wielding scumbag amongst you with the skills, and insanity, to once again: LEAD THE GOBBLINS TO GREYTNESS!

Funny thing is, guy thinks I hate him, no no, Cikel, its fear you smell, for all great men, destined to become King, recognize the man who will replace them.
Your skills match my own, you dont shy away from shit talk, and when you posted the duck dick, informing the masses who may have otherwise been uninformed "ALL DUCKS ARE RAPISTS"

In was in that post Plumbo knew...that fucking autist is destined for greytness.

May Havelle The Humble always remain both Speaker and Listener of our grand cult. He has a new King to serve.

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havelle's a bit of a friend aint he? suppose thats what makes him the best servant

ALL
HAIL
KING
CIKEL!!!