BigPlumbo Vs. BlackPanda (Reasonable Racism)

[Grytviken]

Gentlemen,

seeing as heskey took his sweet time hitting me back with...absolutely nothing, i have decided to challenge a more competent and confident opponent. a 12 year old mexican. kinda sad, ffs hesk, even james swung harder, and spun faster!

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couldnt resist

idk if heskey is completely bitchmade now or just temporarily missing his balls, i cant force him to shit talk, much like the trannies insist on reminding me "JUST CUZ I WAS A BORN A MAN AND HAVE A BALLSACK, DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN FORCE ME TO ACT LIKE ONE AND USE IT!" fair enough

while we wait for heskey to find his missing manhood, i now declare war: on BlackPanda

brilliant isnt it? a wonderfully worded well crafted piece of extreme racism, cleverly hidden within his own name. for those not on the inside of the joke, or unable to realize the sheer brilliance of it, you have to take into context the biological nature of the two creatures specified in his name. you see, blacks and panda bears have a commonality, specifically the similarity between how they operate sexually.

most every creature's main sexual objective is reproduction for the betterment of your species. except in the case of african americans and asian panda bears, producing a(an?) offspring is the last on the priority list, to such an extent, both pandas and blacks go to excessive measures to remain childless.

and so you see, its quite clever, brilliant yet simplistic, a truly sly way for some incredibly racist pos to get away with saying

NIGGAS ACT LIKE PANDAS

and then it hit me: what if, its not about bears'n'blacks fucking, what if, its about...color (colour? go fuck urself)
to which i say: WTF do you mean Black? your like, half white, or at least partially so.

and while you can argue you didnt name yourself ALLBLACKPANDA the implication is still being made.
heres the thing, if you *were* an all black panda...you would not be a panda...you'd be a blackbear

the failure, inability or sheer laziness to recognize acknowledge and appreciate the differences between the various sub groups is utter disrespect showing complete contempt for the entire species as a whole!

are you not human? take potatoes birds! for instance. we as humans are able to differentiate between the vast and wide variety of birds, not only by speech and migratory patterns, but also their color codings. it occurred to my obviously mental ass that calling yourself BlackPanda is akin to making the statement "all birds are JUST birds" ...MUTHERFUCKER!

ill have you know there are like...seven...teen...THOUSAND different types of birds, few of the them with the same colorings and many of them look simply magnificent.
for you to imply the insignificance of how a(an?) animal is properly colored is unfuckingacceptable and i will not have it!

the only possible defense you could have for such shameless ignorance, is that you are, infact, colorblind. i dont think you are.
maybe you are on some pretentious politically correct philosophical kind of color blindness. let me tell ya, the people that honestly think they transcend racisms on some "everyone is equal" bullshit, are thee most racist mutherfuckers out there. you dont get to paint the world with a single brush stroke whose only color is grey.

im grey and i can assure you, we, are NOT, equals.
this is exactly the sort of arrogant human bullshit Carl Sagan tried to warn us about in his imfamous speech "let birds, be birds"
because we arnt equal, we do have difference, we should accept and be proud of those differences whatever they are, the idea that we are all gonna go colorblind one day and completely erase all borders, colors, races, creeds? NO!

pandas are not fucking black, they just act like it, idc if you think they are like other bears, they arnt, like blacks, they dont have sex to reproduce, they simply, fuck for fun, and we arnt gonna change that about them anytime soon and its fucking racist for us to try.
let the friends be.


GURG: Heskey is still being a bitch and blackpanda is incredibly racist toward color schemes.

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dont know if ive ever met someone racist towards color in general, thats like being racist towards...everyfuckingthing in existence

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actually i know someone like that

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we all do!

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"ezz boolshit, eye deed knot hit hair, EYE DEED KNOT! ohh hai mark!" - Panos The Greak

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poor guy

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this has got to be one of thee shittiest eras, in all of human history

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to be a greek

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hello witchcraft

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YEAH! SINGIT WITCHCRAFT!

go back to okam scub

[StonedSteel]

you...spelled scrub wrong

[Morris]

fucking retard

[Horns_Archive]

Gentlemen,

seeing as heskey took his sweet time hitting me back with...absolutely nothing, i have decided to challenge a more competent and confident opponent. a 12 year old mexican. kinda sad, ffs hesk, even james swung harder, and spun faster!

(click to show/hide)

couldnt resist

idk if heskey is completely bitchmade now or just temporarily missing his balls, i cant force him to shit talk, much like the trannies insist on reminding me "JUST CUZ I WAS A BORN A MAN AND HAVE A BALLSACK, DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN FORCE ME TO ACT LIKE ONE AND USE IT!" fair enough

while we wait for heskey to find his missing manhood, i now declare war: on BlackPanda

brilliant isnt it? a wonderfully worded well crafted piece of extreme racism, cleverly hidden within his own name. for those not on the inside of the joke, or unable to realize the sheer brilliance of it, you have to take into context the biological nature of the two creatures specified in his name. you see, blacks and panda bears have a commonality, specifically the similarity between how they operate sexually.

most every creature's main sexual objective is reproduction for the betterment of your species. except in the case of african americans and asian panda bears, producing a(an?) offspring is the last on the priority list, to such an extent, both pandas and blacks go to excessive measures to remain childless.

and so you see, its quite clever, brilliant yet simplistic, a truly sly way for some incredibly racist pos to get away with saying

NIGGAS ACT LIKE PANDAS

and then it hit me: what if, its not about bears'n'blacks fucking, what if, its about...color (colour? go fuck urself)
to which i say: WTF do you mean Black? your like, half white, or at least partially so.

and while you can argue you didnt name yourself ALLBLACKPANDA the implication is still being made.
heres the thing, if you *were* an all black panda...you would not be a panda...you'd be a blackbear

the failure, inability or sheer laziness to recognize acknowledge and appreciate the differences between the various sub groups is utter disrespect showing complete contempt for the entire species as a whole!

are you not human? take potatoes birds! for instance. we as humans are able to differentiate between the vast and wide variety of birds, not only by speech and migratory patterns, but also their color codings. it occurred to my obviously mental ass that calling yourself BlackPanda is akin to making the statement "all birds are JUST birds" ...MUTHERFUCKER!

ill have you know there are like...seven...teen...THOUSAND different types of birds, few of the them with the same colorings and many of them look simply magnificent.
for you to imply the insignificance of how a(an?) animal is properly colored is unfuckingacceptable and i will not have it!

the only possible defense you could have for such shameless ignorance, is that you are, infact, colorblind. i dont think you are.
maybe you are on some pretentious politically correct philosophical kind of color blindness. let me tell ya, the people that honestly think they transcend racisms on some "everyone is equal" bullshit, are thee most racist mutherfuckers out there. you dont get to paint the world with a single brush stroke whose only color is grey.

im grey and i can assure you, we, are NOT, equals.
this is exactly the sort of arrogant human bullshit Carl Sagan tried to warn us about in his imfamous speech "let birds, be birds"
because we arnt equal, we do have difference, we should accept and be proud of those differences whatever they are, the idea that we are all gonna go colorblind one day and completely erase all borders, colors, races, creeds? NO!

pandas are not fucking black, they just act like it, idc if you think they are like other bears, they arnt, like blacks, they dont have sex to reproduce, they simply, fuck for fun, and we arnt gonna change that about them anytime soon and its fucking racist for us to try.
let the friends be.


GURG: Heskey is still being a bitch and blackpanda is incredibly racist toward color schemes.

(click to show/hide)

dont know if ive ever met someone racist towards color in general, thats like being racist towards...everyfuckingthing in existence

(click to show/hide)

actually i know someone like that

(click to show/hide)

we all do!

(click to show/hide)

"ezz boolshit, eye deed knot hit hair, EYE DEED KNOT! ohh hai mark!" - Panos The Greak

(click to show/hide)

poor guy

(click to show/hide)

this has got to be one of thee shittiest eras, in all of human history

(click to show/hide)

to be a greek

(click to show/hide)

hello witchcraft

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YEAH! SINGIT WITCHCRAFT!

Found the new leader of the KbW, rektum.

[Kadeth]

sat afternoon or night?

I think your Saturday night is my Sunday morning, so that would work, but I might have a bit of the Irish flu. 

[Ikarus]

All that nonsensical late night talk, why not become an animator instead? You can pull all-nighters, shittalk with people and consume alcohol aswell while even being productive and a bit self-destructive!

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and slowly drifting into insanity

[Yeldur]

how about u go back to being a plumber u fucking loser


ill burn your socks


yours lovingly, ladododododododdododoododododododododododododododododoodododoododododoodododododoododododod

[StonedSteel]

you'll burn my...i need those! wait, are you talking my regular one or the...you know...the other ones...that get jizzed on...

awful kind of you to agree to incinerate "the evidence" how much i owe you? im assuming you charge for such a service, is this a pay it forward kind of deal, like, you burn mine i burn yours?

this could be the start of quite the relationship, who knows where it will go from here

"ill kill your family...if you promise to kill mine" - Robert Pronge
"lol k" - Richard Kuklinski

shits getting deep.

[Jona]

So who won?

[njames89]

Everyone lost

[StonedSteel]

server crushed us

what is dead may...actually be dead this time.

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duel has yet to take place, maybe called off, server is...pretty fucking bad.

[njames89]

Yeah its not looking good this time

[Gravoth_iii]

Native duel!

[Kadeth]

Native duel!

That would just be a cakewalk for Plumberz. Blocking with 200+ ping in cRPG is somewhat viable because of the slowed down combat, but 200 ping on native is absurd.

We'll just have to call it a draw plumbo Let's call it a win for me, since I'm obviously the superior player and if we had equal ping it'd be an easy 7-0 for me

[StonedSteel]

...

make it 7-1 and you got a deal. i wont even rip on you for being a pussy and no showing on the agreed time.