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Offline Kadeth

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you're on a bus
« on: March 04, 2017, 09:53:44 am »
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and you notice that the person sitting next to you is on their phone, looking at the crpg forums

what do you do?
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Re: you're on a bus
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2017, 10:04:54 am »
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I drool.

They lick the window.

It's the short bus.
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Re: you're on a bus
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2017, 10:40:49 am »
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Quote from: Kadeth on March 04, 2017, 09:53:44 am
and you notice that the person sitting next to you is on their phone, looking at the crpg forums

what do you do?

I say "the enemy is inside our base"

If he responds with "silence" or "build a siege tower" its a friend, if not, I will kick him out the next station and say "greetings from Krems, nerd"
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Re: you're on a bus
« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2017, 10:45:00 am »
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I try to see his forum name and bully him with downvotes.

Next time I see him on the bus, I sneak chadz's avatar into his pocket.

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Re: you're on a bus
« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2017, 01:46:07 pm »
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There is a high possibility that he is a Kapikulu member, or Yuhmaz, so I will refuse to say anything to avoid getting stabbed.
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Re: you're on a bus
« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2017, 03:03:14 pm »
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i'll initiate conversation, I do really well with autists
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Re: you're on a bus
« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2017, 03:03:41 pm »
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for sum reason idk
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Re: you're on a bus
« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2017, 03:44:07 pm »
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i will start screaming at the top of my lungs "DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER" until they become infected with the venereal disease known only as "burg krems" after which we will infect the entire population of this planet and start a new world; a krems world.
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Re: you're on a bus
« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2017, 04:56:04 pm »
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I say Deus vult, if it is a crpg member they laugh and we discuss our looms and the absurdity of kesh, if it is not I am imprisoned by prime minister trudeau for islamophobia
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Re: you're on a bus
« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2017, 07:54:54 pm »
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Re: you're on a bus
« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2017, 08:29:18 pm »
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I try to find a way to look over his or her shoulder
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Re: you're on a bus
« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2017, 08:50:15 pm »
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I pull my spaghetti out of my pocket and do this

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then yell "IT'S WITCH, BITCH" and pull the stop request cord and sit nervously at the front of the bus until I can get off.
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Re: you're on a bus
« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2017, 09:34:28 pm »
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You better not be a horse archer.
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Re: you're on a bus
« Reply #13 on: March 04, 2017, 10:13:41 pm »
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I won't do shit and try not to bother him as personal space is very important for people of Nordic decent. If however he is not an ethnic Scandinavian I will report him to forum moderators and he will be permanently muted.
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Re: you're on a bus
« Reply #14 on: March 05, 2017, 12:29:07 am »
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First I give him a truly heartwarming hug like he's close family I haven't seen for decades, then I pull out revolver and shoot him in the face.
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