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What are you looking for?
« on: February 05, 2017, 05:19:30 pm »
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Seriously, what are you looking for?

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Re: What are you looking for?
« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2017, 05:31:28 pm »
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sensible things to do.

anyone have crack and whores?
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Re: What are you looking for?
« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2017, 07:20:35 pm »
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Re: What are you looking for?
« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2017, 11:35:57 pm »
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What you are looking for

People who search for crack and whores(people like you) say that all scientific and technological progress would come to a halt were it not for their sentiments and values. That's like a rooster taking credit for the sunrise. I mean, it's not like crack and whores don't know that we cannot afford to waste our time, resources, and energy by dwelling upon inequities of the past. Instead, we must address the legitimate anger, fear, and alienation of people who have been mobilized by crack and whores because they saw no other options for change. Doing so would be significantly easier if more people were to understand that crack and whores, already oppressive with their tyrannical rejoinders, will perhaps be the ultimate exterminator of our human species—if separate species we be—for its reserve of unguessed horrors could never be borne by mortal brains if loosed upon the world. If you think that that's a frightening thought then consider that I plan to hinder the power of smarmy franions like these drug peddlers and illicit women of the night. This is a choice I have made; your choice is up to you. But let me remind you that whenever crack and whores are presented with the truth, it cringes like a vampire from a cross. This just goes to show (to me, at least) that like a verbal magician, it knows how to lie without appearing to be lying, how to bury secrets in mountains of garbage-speak.


An obvious link to Hedonist Rhetoric

I think it can be sensibly presumed that one could label living in a life in search of Crack and Whores as Hedonism. Hedonist groupies have been pivotal in sustaining the narrative that views not informed by radical critique implicitly promote hegemonic values. Towards this end they toss about inflated figures, dubious “facts”, and exaggerated claims about how violence and prejudice are funny. Sure, Hedonists talks the talk, but does it walk the walk? To answer that question, we need first to consider the Hedonist thought process, which generally takes the following form: (1) People are pawns to be used and manipulated, so (2) 75 million years ago, a galactic tyrant named Xenu solved the overpopulation problem of his 76-planet federation by transporting the excess people to Earth, chaining them to volcanoes, and dropping H-bombs on them. Therefore, (3) anyone who dares to struggle unceasingly against its unremitting stream of cacodoxies and slander can expect to suffer hair loss and tooth decay as a result and thus, (4) immoralism can quell the hatred and disorder in our society. As you can see, Hedonist reasoning makes no sense, which leads me to believe that many of the things that its myrmidons write make no sense. For example, what do they mean by, “Simplism is a wonderful thing?” Maybe reading that sentence backwards reveals a hidden message, or maybe it's simply the case that you cannot suppose that Hedonists would have the slightest compunction about ordering its janissaries to dispense outright misinformation and flashlight-under-the-chin ghost stories. It may be more correct, however, to say that all of Hedonist legates are thieves—idle, envious, and ready to plunder and enslave their weaker neighbors. It's therefore not surprising that Hedonists wants to get me thrown in jail. It can't cite a specific statute that I've violated, but it does believe that there must be some statute. This tells me that I and Hedonism part company when it comes to the issue of cronyism. It feels that it's an expert on everything from aardvarks to zymurgy while I allege that most people don't realize that it has already revealed its plans to inure us to unconscionable nepotism. It revealed these plans in a manifesto bearing all of the hallmarks of having been written by an ignominious lie-virtuoso. Not only is its manifesto entirely lacking in logic, relentlessly subjective, and entirely anecdotal, but Hedonists wants to supply the chains that bind the individual to notions of self-loathing and unworthiness. Such intolerance is felt by all people, from every background.

Nothing examplifies Hedonistic Rhetoric like the innate cultural individualism of American. America uses highfalutin terms like “succinylsulphathiazole” and “theoanthropomorphism” to conceal its plans to foment, precipitate, and finance large-scale wars to emasculate and bankrupt nations and thereby force them into a one-world government. In this scheme of its, a mass of grandiloquent words falls upon the facts like soft snow, blurring the outlines and covering up all the details. We become unable to see that if my own experience has taught me anything, it's that if there is any fixed star in America's constellation of inconsiderate belief systems, it's that America wallows in its basest behavior. I say that because we have a choice. Either we let ourselves be led like lambs to the slaughter by America and its sycophants or we acquire the input of a representative cross-section of the community in a non-threatening, inclusive environment. While I don't expect you to have much trouble making up your mind you should nevertheless consider that America's adulators are tools. Like a hammer or an axe, they are not inherently evil or destructive. The evil is in the force that manipulates them and uses them for destructive purposes. That evil is America, who wants nothing less than to promote group-think attitudes over individual insights.


An obvious lack of Hedonist Rhetoric

But if we look at the opposite, a society completely lacking a Hedonistic edge, say North Korea, we must emphasize that many people are worried that North Korea will evade responsibility one day. I don't like to speculate on uncertain things, but I will say that I defy the unhinged slugs who intensify race hatred, and I defy the powers of darkness that they represent. Mind you, North Korea wants to strap us down with a network of rules and regulations. Such intolerance is felt by all people, from every background. I was totally gobsmacked the first time I saw North Korea ruining people's lives. Since then, I've seen it do that so many times that I hardly bat an eyelid when someone tells me that North Korea has had some success in concentrating all the wealth of the world into its own hands. I find that horrifying and frightening, but we all should have seen it coming. We all knew that North Korea wants us to believe that advertising is the most veridical form of human communication. A shockingly high number of intelligent people buy into that deception, unfortunately. I say we need to inform such people that whenever I hear North Korea's intimates witter on about how North Korea knows 100% of everything 100% of the time, I interpret this poppycock as an implicit request for chemical treatment of their rampant (and generally unacknowledged) Asperger syndrome.

If an attempt to create a climate in which it will be assumed that our achievements reflect not individual worth, talent, or skill, but special consideration isn't covinous, it certainly is overweening. For those of you out there who don't know what I'm talking about, let me give you a quick explanation: Some reputed—as opposed to reputable—members of North Korea's ageism outfit quite adamantly warrant that North Korea can bring about peace and prosperity for the whole of humanity through violence, deception, oppression, exploitation, graft, and theft. I find it rather astonishing that anyone could think such a thing, but then again, if you were to unpack and analyze the philosophical assumptions behind North Korea's claim that once it has approved of something it can't possibly be nettlesome, you would find that the television-addicted, drone inhabitants of its rotting empire of conspiracism uniformly believe that if it kicks us in the teeth we'll then lick its toes and beg for another kick. Well, I have news for such cold-blooded franions: North Korea demands obeisance from its eulogists. Then, once they prove their loyalty, North Korea forces them to drive us into insolvency. As will become apparent in the immediate years ahead, I find that I am embarrassed. I am embarrassed that some people don't realize that North Korea has managed to convince a vast assortment of people that sordid stupes are more deserving of honor than our nation's war heroes. That's just further evidence that the most insidious thing in the world is nonsense that sounds just plausible enough to listen to. It's the sort of nonsense that prevents people from seeing that if my own experience has taught me anything, it's that North Korea's compatriots in yahooism all look like North Korea, think like North Korea, act like North Korea, and obfuscate the issue so that one can't see what ought to be absolutely obvious to all, just like North Korea does. And all this in the name of—let me see if I can get their propaganda straight—brotherhood and service. Ha!


Collectivist Thought(Shadows cast by forumites' accusations of cRPG populist leanings)

The average cRPG player has been trying hard to separate us off into various, antagonistic camps. I assert we should oppose that effort by naming and shaming its partisans for their morally repugnant acts of mandarinism. This isn't some totalitarian regime where Our Glorious Leader can kill anybody that he feels is a threat or even a “problem”. So why do so most people sit around and do nothing while a cRPG player is out placing obstructionism-prone gilly-gaupuses at the top of the social hierarchy? I've excogitated one theory that almost completely answers that question. Unfortunately, it fails to take into account that the devastation caused by some cRPG players' tirades is entropic, but it does not have to be inevitable. That is, if we are vigilant in defending with dedication and ferocity the very rights that it so desperately wants to abolish we will be able to sway people towards the realization that for those of us who make our living trying to choke off both commercialism and anarchism for good, it is important to consider that its disputatious bruta fulmina are my biggest pet peeve. The cRPG player vehemently denies that, of course. But it obviously would because I stand by what I've written before, that if its plan to require schoolchildren to be taught that it has a duty to conceal the facts and lie to the rest of us, under oath if necessary, perjuring itself to help disseminate the True Faith of barbarism is to be discouraged then the wisest course of action is to outline the average cRPG player's troubling pattern of lying, incompetence, and carelessness. Before we start down that road I ought to remind you that its ability to escape punishment for throwing us into a “heads I win, tails you lose” situation clearly tells us one thing. It tells us that our passage to Perdition has been booked. I believe it also tells us that the falsehood of the tongue leads to that of the heart. That's the sort of statement that some people avow is illiterate but which I believe is merely a statement of fact. And it's a statement that needs to be made because I really hope that if we all oppose any cRPG player and all they stand for, this will bring us together in a national dialogue of learning instead of reducing us to recriminations and accusations. At a minimum, I expect it to help a large number of people see that if you want truth, you have to struggle for it. This letter represents my struggle, my attempt at ensuring social harmony. It is also my soapbox for informing the community at large that there's a time to keep silent and a time to speak. There's a time to love and a time to hate. There's a time for war and a time for peace. And, I think, there's a time to make technical preparations for the achievement of freedom and human independence. Or, to put it less poetically, the justification the average cRPG player gave for letting fastuous dirtbags run rampant through the streets was one of the most officious justifications I've ever heard. It was so officious, in fact, that I will not repeat it here. Even without hearing the details you can still see my point quite clearly: Several things a cRPG player has said have brought me to the boiling point. The statement of its that made the strongest impression on me, however, was something to the effect of how it is always being misrepresented and/or persecuted.


Musings on "Sensibility"

Back to your original idea, the Sensible things, I personally am not fooled by sensible things discourteous and eristic rhetoric. I therefore gladly accept the responsibility of notifying others that if I hear "sensible things" spinmeisters say, “Those who disagree with simple pleasures should be cast into the outer darkness, should be shunned, should starve” one more time, I'm doubtlessly going to throw up. Their list of sins is long and each one deserves more space than I have here. Therefore, rather than describe each one individually, I'll summarize by stating that it will not be easy to turn its pathological, disdainful execrations to our advantage. Nevertheless, we must attempt to do exactly that for the overriding reason that if we don't address the continued social injustice shown by indecent, gutless ratbags then Sensible things will create division in the name of diversity. This message has been brought to you by the Department of Blinding Obviousness. What might not be so obvious, however, is that "Sensibles" faithfuls' thinking is fenced in by many constraints. Their minds are not free because they dare not be.

Sensible people know what they want, and they know how to get it. What they want is to glamorize drug usage. Making that happen involves blending together Lysenkoism and aspheterism in a train wreck of monumental proportions. While that tactic may prove successful, it is huffy. It also overlooks the fact that "sensible people" wants us to think of them as do-gooders. Keep in mind, though, that it wants to “do good” with other people's money and often with other people's lives. If sensible people really wanted to be a do-gooder, they could start by admitting that every time it utters or writes a statement that supports poststructuralism—even indirectly—it sends a message that its hijinks are a breath of fresh air amid our modern culture's toxic cloud of chaos. I contend that we mustn't let it make such statements, partly because it is so tied up in its personal dreams that it is oblivious to what is happening in the world around it, but primarily because its attendants are unified under a common goal. That goal is to flout all of society's rules.


But it doesn't quite answer the question, what are you looking for?


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Re: What are you looking for?
« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2017, 03:20:46 am »
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i am looking for the best ways to get the fuck out of the way
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Re: What are you looking for?
« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2017, 05:10:17 am »
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What you are looking for

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A more thorough explanation of 'that'.
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Re: What are you looking for?
« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2017, 04:00:23 pm »
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i am looking for the best ways to get the fuck out of the way

And I am looking for my missing samurai steam controller. Halp pls.
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Re: What are you looking for?
« Reply #10 on: February 06, 2017, 11:27:51 pm »
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And I am looking for my missing samurai steam controller. Halp pls.

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Re: What are you looking for?
« Reply #12 on: February 07, 2017, 06:57:19 am »
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I still have no idea what exactly is going on in your sig, other than the fuck anders part.
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