GIVING AWAY FREE STUFF TO PEOPLE SKILLED AT PHOTOSHOP

[Bittersteel]

So I have an assignment for my Ideas and Culture-History class, I'm supposed to make a paraphrase (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Appropriation_(art)) of The Hurdy Gurdy Player.

The painting looks like this:

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The reason I'm not able to get into it at the moment is because I'm lagging behind in Latin and got exams coming up. I'll pay everyone in cash and looms, got plenty of those, even if they might not be that valuable today.

[Bittersteel]

Also if there's any jews willing to help me, the pic is a joke, fyi

[Bittersteel]

i'm not actually a na zi

[Torben]

but we only help natsies

[Bittersteel]

then I'm goebbels baby

[Gurgumul]

I would understand if you said "slap some memes on that nigga", but because you used some artsy term "paraphrase", I have no idea what this thread is about. The wiki article makes me even more confused.

[Ikarus]

then I'm goebbels baby

too late, schweinhund

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für den kaiser, baby

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I´d give it a try if I wasn´t drowning in college work myself atm, sorry

[axel]

Does it have to look actually awesome (maybe you'r in art program) or can it look like anyone did it?
Also what is the delay we have to make it?

Because I'm not so good but I seriously need one loom point

[Bittersteel]

Does it have to look actually awesome (maybe you'r in art program) or can it look like anyone did it?
Also what is the delay we have to make it?

Because I'm not so good but I seriously need one loom point

It can look like complete garbage afaik (resonable garbage tho), I don't even know why we were assigned this since the programme got nothing to do with art. Not sure what you mean with delay but it's supposed to be done in two weeks

[axel]

I'll look if I can get a copy of photoshop then remember a lil how it work. I might give it a try but don't rely on me.

[Bittersteel]

No worries man, I'll stress the shit out of the thing the night before otherwise.

I would understand if you said "slap some memes on that nigga", but because you used some artsy term "paraphrase", I have no idea what this thread is about. The wiki article makes me even more confused.

its a work of art dipshit

too late, schweinhund

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I´d give it a try if I wasn´t drowning in college work myself atm, sorry

no problemos, might aswell burn the assignment in some sort of oven

[Golem]

Nothing fancy, but it should do imo, as long as it really isn't an art class 

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[Bittersteel]

LMAO, that's fucking awesome, what's going on at the top??

[Golem]

what's going on at the top??

What do you mean? The pickle stick? Why it's the curse of Prometheus, the pickle version.


"The Hurdy Gurdy player, in eternal punishment, is chained to a chair in the Picklesus. Pickle Mountain or Mountain of Jars, where his hunger grows as he stabs himself with a pickle stick every time he tries to take a bite, his cheek wounds regenerating by night, due to the magical properties of the spilled pickle juice. The pickle is a symbol of Fermenteus himself."

[Bittersteel]

haha I love it, I'll surely get an A for that 

For anyone else interested in attempting or whatever just for the lolz, I'll give away all the stuff on friday