Terror attacks: Tips and tricks to survive

[Admerius]

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Optional ways that may prove effective listed below:

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For the subset of Allahu Akbar spouting insecure glory-seeking murderous non-Muslims:
Learn Quran verses and shout them in unison with the terrorists, that might work.

USA/UK: If cosplaying/working as a cop and seeing a black lives matter march: Have a Hijab, Burka or Niqab and put it on when they pass by.

Universal: Gieb urself run

[Bittersteel]

47 Views, is that your account bitch? Downvoted

EDIT: Actually very interesting, subscribed

[Admerius]

47 Views, is that your account bitch? Downvoted

Yo bitch, thanks for the comparison! I would have 3 views and about 5 subs.
Thanks for the attention, dislikes are better than ignoring stuff, you know internet: any + or - is a good one compared to a blank 0.

EDIT: I know, very useful. I actually plan on checking for a better liquid than water that absorbs NBC stuff