Turkey coup d'etat

[the real god emperor]

Most likely the coup will fail but you cant believe any info you get atm, corps still hold the airports bridges and they re on strike against the parliament.

[Xesta]

Didn't the parlament in ankara just get bombed?! 

[Yeldur]

Oh yeah, in case you haven't noticed. Chances were extremely slim till now, but if EU is still standing in upcoming years you can be 100% sure Turkey is never going to become part of it. Ever.

If we (The UK) succeed after leaving the EU I believe there's a 95% chance that it will die.
So basically what's going to happen is that the EU are going to shit on us as much as they possibly can.

[Oberyn]

No clue how accurate this is, but supposedly this is tracking the private plane Erdogan is on. Seems like it's heading for Istanbul after idling over the western coast in circles for a while.

https://www.flightradar24.com/THY8456/a5a3952

[Lt_Anders]

GG Turkey.

Military lost.

[LordBerenger]

GG Turkey.

Military lost.

U sure? Parliament just got bombed to pieces and military just said in a message that they control the whole country now. Whether it's Pro Sultan Erdogan army or the others isn't clear.

Plus some of the coup soldiers just took over CNN Turk building apparently.

EDIT: Also this https://twitter.com/agirecudi/status/754111547660640256

Seems like there's also a lot of Pro Erdogan media trying to downplay it

[Araxiel]

Great, heard a jet flying close and an explosion. Lost my shit there. Can't see what happened tho.

[the real god emperor]

they took CNN just now, shits still on

[LordBerenger]

Great, heard a jet flying close and an explosion. Lost my shit there. Can't see what happened tho.

Dat moment when u borrowed ur MW Stones to ur clan friend and can't use them urself now.

[Oberyn]

Most of the pro-coup people are staying home and indoors like they were told to, most of those on the street are pro-Erdogan useful idiot lemmings who got told by their glorious leader and their religious authorities to go out in the street and protest the coup at the risk of their lives while Erdogan fled on a private plane.

[Yeldur]

welp. i guess it wasn't a fake coup.

[Leshma]

What happens with NATO membership?

[Leshma]

Great, heard a jet flying close and an explosion. Lost my shit there. Can't see what happened tho.

Hide, you silly templol.

[Oberyn]

Won't change whatever happens. The whole of Anatolia could be depopulated and NATO would still negotiate with the fucking wildlife there just for access to the straits. Although NATO won't interfere to save Erdogan's ass. In fact I'm sure a lot of highly placed people are hoping the coup succeeds, while simultaneously hedging their bets in public. It doesn't cost them anything to say they "condemn" the coup.

[LordBerenger]

Live stream they just took over CNN Turk. Shots fired and craziness. Holy shiet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO0g09LfbNQ