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How to get banned a guide for beginners and bird thread.
« on: May 29, 2016, 12:38:45 am »
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Hai bois,today i will teach u the ancient secrets of how to get banned.

Boi it is not hard but it requires some courage,endurance and willpower,despite it's complexity,I will evade from the confusion and tell u directly what u need to do.
U need to kill.
I will show you by which rules u can't get banned.
I will list some game rules and show you their loopholes.

-Forget about racism about black people and turks,these filthy servers doesn't provide ban for these disgraceful acts,words mean nothing in getting banned unless you are using your pencil against admins or melee crew(i mean people like item advisor ,event manager etc.)
''No abuse of in-game chat (racism, insulting, griefing, spamming...)'' this rule doesn't mean shit it is put there to discourage people from using satanic words.

-Leeching is completely okey in servers,u don't get banned because there are no admins in servers mod is almost dead.For example admin karasu last seen on steam 26 days ago.There is rule that says''No leeching'' but well nobody bans nobody anyways.

-You can be shit in game push your teammates in to the enemy,nudge archers and drop them on the floor every god damn thing is ok in this game,u don't get ban for these stuff.There is a rule that points out ''No malicious griefing of teammates (kickspamming, blocking, etc.)'' It is there for fill the blank page,so as to intimidate people from doing it,but everyone is doing it and it is ok.

-You can delay the round as much as you want to even though rule says :''NOT OK: hiding when last man standing (i.e. delaying)'' everyone in game delaying every god damn round.Even though i didn't do this because i like to go and die early there are a lot of people do this,it is okey even admins are on.

#REMEMBER:ADMINS IN THESE GAME ARE THE MOST PRIVILAGED,THEY BROKE ALL THE FORUM RULES AND GAME RULES BUT GET AWAY WITH IT.FOR EXAMPLE:just check feedback threads where admin comments are immense and u will see the violation of these 4 forum rules.(http://forum.melee.org/game-admin-feedback/)
 No racism, sexism, discriminatory speech, images or similar.
No links to sites with illegal/legally questionable/offensive content.
No posting of pornographic content.
No flooding

People who is reading this thread you all are newbies,you are not an admin(yet) so be aware ,if you violate these rules u will get banned.

I am not giving this information to you to do these indignous acts,these acts are very bad and u musn't do it even though you can get away with it.People won't like you that way,i advise you to be nice in game.
Note that i give this information only to show you that there is only one way of getting banned in this game,it is to kill.And admins violation of the rules are completely okey ,because the rules are a bit extreme for 2016 youngsters.Doing these  stuff will not help you on anything,don't do the things that u wouldn't like to other people.



Boi,i have banned many times,therefore,u can trust my teachings i am the master of getting banned,i have watched people while they are getting banned,i have seen people who get banned for a trifle reason,also people who didn't banned and got away without a punishment for their disdainful actions.

Now boi,as you learned how not to get banned in any other way you know how to get banned.
You just go in some crpg server,kill some dude if you want to get banned for some days, if you want to get banned for a long period kill an admin or someone from melee crew.
#DON'T FORGET:It doesn't matters if you kill someone intentionally or not,if you kill you get banned.
« Last Edit: June 06, 2016, 08:32:57 am by Yuhmaz »

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Re: How to get banned a guide for beginners
« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2016, 12:40:00 am »
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Damn Panos, you really broke this guy's butt in half, he still feels it today.

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Re: How to get banned a guide for beginners
« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2016, 12:44:23 am »
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Yes,everyone knows that panos swears to turks and gets away with it.

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Re: How to get banned a guide for beginners
« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2016, 12:48:52 am »
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To be fair he swears at basically everything which gets in his way.
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Re: How to get banned a guide for beginners
« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2016, 01:30:30 am »
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Admins are particularly unfair against Panos. Last time he killed someone, he got permabanned.

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Re: How to get banned a guide for beginners
« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2016, 09:42:43 pm »
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Panos is Yuhmaz, Plotwist confimed :D

He is just multiaccounting to make a drama in cRPG

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Re: How to get banned a guide for beginners
« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2016, 10:06:42 pm »
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Re: How to get banned a guide for beginners
« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2016, 10:42:17 pm »
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Re: How to get banned a guide for beginners
« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2016, 10:55:55 pm »
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Re: How to get banned a guide for beginners
« Reply #9 on: June 04, 2016, 01:27:06 am »
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Make this a bird thread!!!

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Re: How to get banned a guide for beginners
« Reply #10 on: June 04, 2016, 01:33:35 am »
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Re: How to get banned a guide for beginners
« Reply #11 on: June 04, 2016, 06:31:30 pm »
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-Forget about racism about black people and turks,these filthy servers doesn't provide ban for these disgraceful acts,words mean nothing in getting banned unless you are using your pencil against admins or melee crew(i mean people like item advisor ,event manager etc.)

,words mean nothing in getting banned

words mean nothing in getting banned

My monthly post on the forums is to congratulate you on your eccentric and highly identifiable style of shitposting through the past several months. I respect your ability.

However, lol @ the above.

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Re: How to get banned a guide for beginners and bird thread.
« Reply #12 on: June 12, 2016, 05:44:08 pm »
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I've only been banned once for extreme harassment and insulting for 4 days.  :|
Xesta you dumb fuck it all started because of you.Everyone i know in this server hates u pimple faced fuck.Go find someone else to pull your nipples,spit your face and tell how stupid you are i'm done with you.I'LL KEBAP YOUR ASS ON MY SHISH I'LL TURN FACE HOLES INTO A SPERM SPLATTER TO GROW FETUS IN UR MOMS UTERUS

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Re: How to get banned a guide for beginners and bird thread.
« Reply #13 on: June 24, 2016, 06:30:02 am »
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Re: How to get banned a guide for beginners and bird thread.
« Reply #14 on: June 25, 2016, 02:14:40 am »
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I didn't read anything in this thread but I'm guessing it's complaining about Panos?
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