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Assassin' s Creed
« on: May 12, 2016, 09:01:32 pm »
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Movie trailer...
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Re: Assassin' s Creed
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2016, 09:05:58 pm »
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Looks like shit.
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Re: Assassin' s Creed
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2016, 09:13:29 pm »
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Who knew this years graphics would look so much more real...oh wait

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Re: Assassin' s Creed
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2016, 09:24:08 pm »
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I can't tell, if they did the CGI like that on purpose or just reused footage from all the A's Creed trailers.
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Re: Assassin' s Creed
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2016, 09:56:04 pm »
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Looks so damn edgy, and filled with clichés, gross.
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Re: Assassin' s Creed
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2016, 10:01:23 pm »
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i don't get this thing of spraying actors with orange paint, same happened in PoP movie. they took the whitest bitch in the world, gemma arterton, then tanned her and made her look middle eastern (sure). same here, michael fassbender, german i think, taken to play a spanish 15th century man, ofc they had to spray him aswell. and again with jake gyllenhaal, fuck me, i'll never understand such things lol
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Re: Assassin' s Creed
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2016, 11:42:32 pm »
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Some scenes where filmed in Malta (The island where I live in) so I'll probably watch it just for the sake of that.

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Re: Assassin' s Creed
« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2016, 12:04:20 am »
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That movie would make a great video game.

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Re: Assassin' s Creed
« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2016, 12:14:13 am »
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Awful. Directed and written by retards, can already tell.
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Re: Assassin' s Creed
« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2016, 12:43:25 am »
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Fucking trash trailer made by some down syndrom retards, agreed Xant, only thing that counts today is the cocksucking skill rather than actual talent.
In fact, trailer shows nothing more than a few silly fighting scenes and a boring opening scene. Music is shit and "content" is very likely to not be existent anyway.
2/10, disgusting, won't watch and will beat up every idiot who wants me to watch it.
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Re: Assassin' s Creed
« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2016, 01:23:31 am »
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The rap soundtrack definately didn't help it.
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Re: Assassin' s Creed
« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2016, 09:00:53 am »
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Did anyone expect anything else than the standard Hollywood action flick?
I didn't. But I still gonna watch it at some point. Simply because it is a standard Hollywood action flick.

They all have their moments. Not gonna waste money on it tho.
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Re: Assassin' s Creed
« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2016, 09:17:24 am »
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I'll give it a shot. Trailer sucked but movie could be okay.
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Re: Assassin' s Creed
« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2016, 09:19:23 am »
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ah yes what better to slap on the most cliche trailer ever than some Kanye

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Re: Assassin' s Creed
« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2016, 10:44:13 am »
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Music choice reminded me of this, only much worse:
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