A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves

[Malaclypse]

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I think, and this is the really painful part, that bruttus expects you to beg him for peace now? After you won two battles? I can't really tell though, it's impossible to discern any of the true meaning behind his broken English. If only they had someone else to do diplomacy posts for him.

Every time I read a non-native English speaker's post and understand its meaning I'm like:

"I cnduo't bvleiee taht I culod aulaclty uesdtannrd waht I was rdnaieg. Unisg the icndeblire pweor of the hmuan mnid, aocdcrnig to rseecrah at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mttaer in waht oderr the lterets in a wrod are, the olny irpoamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rhgit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whoutit a pboerlm. Tihs is bucseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey ltteer by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Aaznmig, huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghhuot slelinpg was ipmorantt! See if yuor fdreins can raed tihs too."

[Switchtense]

I think that if they want peace (since Bruttus has clearly stated he will not discuss it, see above quote) they should get a member of Acre that the Dwarves respect to contact me, such as Gryph or Chumley.

This.

Still have no clue why members of Acre with common sense, such as Gryph or Chumley, follow that mad man called Bruttus. I still kind of hope that he is just roleplaying, and that he actually is not that much of an autistic retard.

How can they respect him as a leader, if he is making a such huge fool out of himself, and thus tearing down Acre's good (compared to the previous Strats) reputation like this?

[phnxhdsn]

A short Poem for The Holy Crusade

Roses are red
Heskey is black
Protect your anus
He's about to attack

There's no escaping HESKEY time.
https://youtu.be/vmUW41m93oY

[Bronto]

A long time ago I sent this to Heskey after realizing that we could be internet friends and it's never been more true than it is right now.

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Maybe it wasn't this exact card, I can't remember, I was probably drunk!

[mcdeath]

A long time ago I sent this to Heskey after realizing that we could be internet friends and it's never been more true than it is right now.

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Maybe it wasn't this exact card, I can't remember, I was probably drunk!

Nice try Bronto but it clearly says fake card at the bottom.

[Jona]

A long time ago I sent this to Heskey after realizing that we could be internet friends and it's never been more true than it is right now.

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Maybe it wasn't this exact card, I can't remember, I was probably drunk!

The fact that his weakness isn't water ruins it.

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Get it?

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Cuz black guys can't swim.

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#gottem Bronto style

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Also wtf no mention of two left feet? That's like the best line.

[Sandersson Jankins]

The fact that his weakness isn't water ruins it.

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Get it?

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Cuz black guys can't swim.

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#gottem Bronto style

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Also wtf no mention of two left feet? That's like the best line.

Why the Army Corps of Engineers thought it was a good idea to make a bunch of artificial lakes in Georgia, I've got no clue.

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you know, because of all the melanin-enhanced gentlemen that keep drowning in our lakes

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you know, the missing bone in the foot and all

[Jona]

Why the Army Corps of Engineers thought it was a good idea to make a bunch of artificial lakes in Georgia, I've got no clue.

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you know, because of all the melanin-enhanced gentlemen that keep drowning in our lakes

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you know, the missing bone in the foot and all

Don't think for a second they didn't know what they were doing.

[mcdeath]

Don't think for a second they didn't know what they were doing.

But if they new what they were doing... (shockedmomentofrealizationface.gif) that means they were trying to get rid of all the skin tone challenged individuals.

[Saxton]

Can we all stop posting in this thread now? Like seriously we get it!

Summary after all these pages:

BRUTUS SUCKS AT STRAT, AND IS A BIG DUM BABY

McDEATH DOWNVOTES EVERYONE, EVEN THIS POST

DMG IS GOING TO RUN OUT OF TROOPS TO FIGHT

SO IS ACRE

THAT MEANS THE WAR IS OVER, RIGHT? LETS CALL IT A TIE LADS

[mcdeath]

McDEATH DOWNVOTES EVERYONE, EVEN THIS POST

I think you anticipated me there seeing how I've clearly not downvoted that post or most of the others in this thread.

[Westwood]

Wow I actually agree with Saxton.

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and I even hate gays irl

[Renay]

Far from over 

[bruttus]

Far from over 

With what army???
you have nothing left, and you are clearly doiing this to win this war.
Owell, please be stubborn, but for me, after tahlberll, I stop with this stuppid war before the dwarves are being whipped out of strat.

If you still think that you can win this, then you live in a fantasyworld.

For me its proof enough, when I see an army running away from the frontlines, and sinds yesterday there was no dwarf invasion, I know more then enough

And saxton, you can tell that I sucks, but you join the enemy after the battle of Tahlberll, because you disobey the orders and told us whille we where putting a defence up, that you can do whatever you wanna do, and we may not tell you what you have to do.
These kind of people we do not need, and its also 1 of the reasons why you are not welcome to passing by our lands.

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With what army???
you have nothing left, and you are clearly doiing this to win this war.
Owell, please be stubborn, but for me, after tahlberll, I stop with this stuppid war before the dwarves are being whipped out of strat.

If you still think that you can win this, then you live in a fantasyworld.

For me its proof enough, when I see an army running away from the frontlines, and sinds yesterday there was no dwarf invasion, I know more then enough

Going with your logic you had nothing to fight with from day 1, since we did not see any kind of aggression from your side for ages.
And this comment just shows, how much of an awful leader you are, and how much we are actually focused on this war. Just a mere 24 hours without an attack from our side and you automatically assume that we are completely dried out on resources.

Do us all a favour, and shut the fuck up and stop pretending to be able to anticipate every fucking step we take. Cause you clearly can't.