You like polearms? WE HAVE LONG BARDICHES! You say but Bronto I'm a 1hander, I SAY HAVE AN AXE! but your armor is so inferior! Nah dawg this shit is PLUS 3! what are you some kind of plate crutching pussy? But I like to shoot stuff! Our next armies have ARBS AND RUS BOWS AND BODKINS! SHOOT AWAY!
Bruttus, seriously guy. Switch's army was a joke army that Heskey and I put together, AS A JOKE. They have jokes where you're from? Do you laugh? ARE YOU A ROBOT? You've humiliated us so badly that we just keep sending armies out of shame. Who thinks you want peace you illiterate fuckhead. Have you not read and retained anything that has been posted. The only person who keeps bringing up peace and us lying to you, is you! Help your friends cleaning up Gobblin pockets < BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS! We were at war with the Gobblins from the get go. You only went to war with them after JOINING THEM and being shamed out of their faction (LOL). I actually kind of felt bad, that 1, you turned your back on every small clan in NA to join a giant megafaction and the fact you took lands from Depostate and left them high and dry (Oh the treachery) and 2, you got shamed out of the same faction you turned your back on your friends to join. Gobblins totally would have pushed the poop in of Depostate. If I was them, I'd be fighting you but Taser said he's bored. That's what happens when you only attack AI fiefs and trade. Shit gets dull. No forum drama, no actual enemies makes strat a boring game.
I haven't said anything to any of your posts because they are just so fucking cringeworthy I can't take it anymore. I will remain silent no longer. At least google translate your posts so they make slightly more sense. Mine and My are used differently. My village good, mine village bad. The pluralization of Dwarf is Dwarves. Use gifs not entire youtube videos. FUCK.
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Just troll away
you are right now so pissed
now you understand why I kept calm today.
If you had anny respect for us, you came wih better gear, and came better prepared, you where not.
We have a merc advantage, yes, because I explained what happend, and many people find that what you did to us, was a dick move.
You wanted war, we not.
Ofcourse we want war in strat. but you did a dick move and attack us whille we where busy.
You involved another faction to attack us, and you declared not war on the Holy Crusade, but on Acre.
you wanted to clear off from the map, and now you are talking again, dickhead about what happend, talk to James or Taser, I follow the orders from the clanleader, and after the failed attempt to joining the Gobblins, I took mathers in mine own hands, but aperntly, thats something what you with your tiny brains, can not understand.
Actually you haven't talked with 1 of those 2.
You are so simpleminded that you condenm the actions from 1 person, the entire clan for it.
Now you are pissed of, for what, you wanted war, what you thought, Bruttus don't do annything, we take theyre lands, and we go attack another fief from Acre, not the Holy Crusade, but Acre, thats simpleminded are you.
Still you consider James as Factionleader, that the only thing you drives.
So stop the crap and tell the fucking truth.
Another thing, stop trolling mine merc. forum.
Another thing, you want war, Chumley showed up, and your 1k army used speedmars, to avoid this battle.
You are just cowards that use a lame excuse.
No mather what lettertype you use, you disrespect us, told us that we where a lesser treath then the Yoshi's
Evidence numero 2
Hi Bruttus,
Sorry, James didnt tell you? He declared war on The Dwarven Miner's Guild.
I was pretty surprised too because i was under the impression that you and Chumley were running the faction and not James. It's a real shame cos i like both you and Chumley, but if James is happy to provoke the Miners Guild then war cannot be avoided. We Dwarves are a proud and stubborn people.
The intention is to take all Acre fiefs that sit near us in the north-east of the map. We'd rather not share our border with James any longer. Eventually we also plan to go and stomp the Yoshis that took Ulburban from us, but that's a long-term goal and we can wait to do that. It's hard to express our other intentions in more detail than this as events on the map change so often, so our actions beyond these points will really depend on so many factors.