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New Knudarr: Superior Japanese Steel Factory
« on: April 02, 2016, 01:04:04 am »
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I have determined why this Strategus sucks through various scientific experiments and I have discovered the reason is a lack of superior Japanese steel being circulated into the world. As ruler of this land I have put into motion to turn this pile of shit into the most glorious Katana Factory ever seen. Once production increases I will be distributing free katanas to the world, whether people want them or not.

This isn't a joke.
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Re: New Knudarr: Superior Japanese Steel Factory
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2016, 01:38:02 am »
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Can my katana be shaped like an arming sword?
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Re: New Knudarr: Superior Japanese Steel Factory
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2016, 01:53:29 am »
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Where does the line start for free katannas
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Re: New Knudarr: Superior Japanese Steel Factory
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2016, 01:59:36 am »
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As leader of Clan Ninja I can not support this enough!
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Re: New Knudarr: Superior Japanese Steel Factory
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2016, 02:04:30 am »
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I hereby order 25000 of your finest craftings.
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Re: New Knudarr: Superior Japanese Steel Factory
« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2016, 03:00:45 am »
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Please tell me i didnt donate Knudarr to BRD to become some sick twisted weeabo factory in NA? I might have to resign............Life
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Re: New Knudarr: Superior Japanese Steel Factory
« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2016, 03:47:14 am »
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Just remember they can't be sheathed without first drawing blood.
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Re: New Knudarr: Superior Japanese Steel Factory
« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2016, 04:09:59 am »
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I would like to have some fine naginatas crafted with the finest steel from Dai Nippon. I request 2500 pieces of masterwork quality for my autistic wizard army. I expect the blades to have been folded no less than 2 million times each, and that they will be able to cleave a knight and his mount in half with a single stroke.
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Re: New Knudarr: Superior Japanese Steel Factory
« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2016, 04:59:59 am »
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Quote from: Novamere on April 02, 2016, 03:00:45 am
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Re: New Knudarr: Superior Japanese Steel Factory
« Reply #9 on: April 19, 2016, 04:07:14 pm »
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I think its time for FCC  to unleash its secret weapon!  An entire army of ninja equipped with +3 katanas!
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Re: New Knudarr: Superior Japanese Steel Factory
« Reply #10 on: April 19, 2016, 08:49:34 pm »
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Quote from: Keshian on April 19, 2016, 04:07:14 pm
I think its time for FCC  to unleash its secret weapon!  An entire army of ninja equipped with +3 katanas!

Stop spamming the forums you dumb cunt
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Re: New Knudarr: Superior Japanese Steel Factory
« Reply #11 on: April 19, 2016, 08:51:47 pm »
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Quote from: Keshian on April 19, 2016, 04:07:14 pm
I think its time for FCC  to unleash its secret weapon!  An entire army of ninja equipped with +3 katanas!

Yes please!
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Re: New Knudarr: Superior Japanese Steel Factory
« Reply #12 on: April 19, 2016, 10:47:44 pm »
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how many times are the blades folded?
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Re: New Knudarr: Superior Japanese Steel Factory
« Reply #13 on: April 20, 2016, 12:32:07 am »
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Quote from: Tristan_of_Erzoth on April 19, 2016, 10:47:44 pm
how many times are the blades folded?

I hear 9000.
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Re: New Knudarr: Superior Japanese Steel Factory
« Reply #14 on: April 20, 2016, 12:45:04 am »
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Ninjas v Peasants, 15-20 v 30 man rosters. I envision 12 PS trident and scythe users, and high PT stone throwers.
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