Mossback

[Sparvico]

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You've probably never heard of it.

Hello there friend, you've found the home of the only dedicated hipster roleplay clan in North America.

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We are the Elite cRPG eKnights of the North American Pacific Northwest

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Californians or any other type of lesser American

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Been a Mossback Since Before it was Cool: Westwood
Chief Executive Shit Talker: Sparvico
Resident Mossbackistan Law Enforcement Officer: Artyem
Best Goddamn Shot in the Pacific Northwest: Apollo

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Must be a resident of the glorious Pacific Northwest

We're also not some filthy drunken fucking peasants

WIP

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[Westwood]

Indian reservation

Edit:
Really though

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[Jeade]

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Californians or any other type of lesser American

What if I live in CA but I'm not originally from CA?

[Sparvico]

Missouri is part of lesser America too jeade. A possible exception could be made due to your rampant communist liberalism, the Mossbackistan Truth and Reconciliation Council doesn't meet until September however.

[Westwood]

A possible exception could be made due to your rampant communist liberalism

Westwood wholeheartedly supports the Canwell Committee and thinks a new one would make the University of Washington much less objectionable.

[Jeade]

due to your rampant communist liberalism

Just yesterday I saw a girl eating a poptart with pink icing on it and, being both a liberal and having a victim complex, I was deathly offended as you might expect.
Watching her eat that pink poptart was one of the worst things I've ever experienced besides being white.
Corporations like Kellogg--the manufacturer of poptarts--are run by cis male pigs who basically gender raped that girl into eating a pink poptart.
This needs to end immediately.

[Sandersson Jankins]

Just yesterday I saw a girl eating a poptart with pink icing on it and, being both a liberal and having a victim complex, I was deathly offended as you might expect.
Watching her eat that pink poptart was one of the worst things I've ever experienced besides being white.
Corporations like Kellogg--the manufacturer of poptarts--are run by cis male pigs who basically gender raped that girl into eating a pink poptart.
This needs to end immediately.

The juxtaposition of that text and your avatar made my evening.

[Keshian]

Does it count that I was living in Seattle a year ago?

[bensai]

what if i regularly visit family and smoke weed in washington

[Sparvico]

Just yesterday I saw a girl eating a poptart with pink icing on it and, being both a liberal and having a victim complex, I was deathly offended as you might expect.
Watching her eat that pink poptart was one of the worst things I've ever experienced besides being white.
Corporations like Kellogg--the manufacturer of poptarts--are run by cis male pigs who basically gender raped that girl into eating a pink poptart.
This needs to end immediately.

My god. It's so disgusting how corporations treat women like brainwashed slaves.

what if i regularly visit family and smoke weed in washington

ye af fam tbh

Does it count that I was living in Seattle a year ago?

I knew I felt a disturbance in the force last year. I just couldn't ever place it. Musta been the cause of our drought.

[Westwood]

Does it count that I was living in Seattle a year ago?

In town for the Pride Parade?

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Actually I'm genuinely interested in why you were here.

[Malaclypse]

I have some badass skipping stones from a road trip which hit up the Northern Oregon/Southern Washington coast a few years back, does that count?

[Richyy]

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[Sparvico]

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[Keshian]

In town for the Pride Parade?

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Actually I'm genuinely interested in why you were here.

I lived there for about a year and a half, my older sister lives up there said it doesn't rain nearly as much as people say (true it just is always downcast skies 2/3rds of the year). I actually met my wife up there, she was attending UW-Seattle.  Thankfully I freed her from the oppression of hippy culture that thinks drug-addicted homelessness is a good thing and brought her to Arizona.