Since many of our old are dead or retired, we need a new generation of Best Players by US State. California will be split into Norcal and Socal since Norcal sucks and no one likes them. Post your A/S/L and I shall compile it over time and do all that other bullshit that goes along with it.
28/M/SoCal
I'll update this later tonight if people are up to divulging their locations and then subsequently stalked like what happened in the past.
I just remembered that I have a free rountrip plane ticket to anywhere in the US, and after recently becoming unemployed I may come to visit the smallest state with the most neckbeards and have a round of drinks all on me.
SoCal
Winner by Default - Arys
NorCal
Dupre 30/Unsure/NorCal
Connecticut
Jona ?/?/CT - Not yet won, could still have new player to easily take your title. (Easily)
Canada (basicallly US' Vassal State)
Nevermind Fuck Canada (sorry)
Illinois
Chumly VS Penitent
Washington
Tristan VS Westwood VS Dr Professor VS Sparvico
Texas
Elvis VS Relit VS Zeus VS Noodles
Honestly the rest of you are garbage.
Just kidding, i'll finish tomorrow.