This post will attempt to resolve who this CrpgWiki mystery man really is.
So, Who is Saxton you ask?
Having listened to Bruttus drone on maniacally about how evil he was for a few weeks, during his slow decent into madness, I decided I had to find out on my own.
I convinced him to speak with me directly in CC teamspeak to uncover what truths were hidden.
Upon first meeting Saxton you may find him to be a decent, intelligeble, well-spoken and even cordial individual.
However, do not be fooled, for he may very well be the most conniving and evil creature I have ever met in the C-RPG realm.
After a few minutes of friendly banter in teamspeak his true nature subtly began to unfold before my very ears.
He has a rather nice voice, one granted to him by the dark lords to lull you into a false sense of trust.
His vocabulary and sentence structure are critical yet only slightly offputting, to trick you into slowly seeing his logic progressively throughout the conversation.
His comments and questions are quick and intuitive; to trick you into unveiling all your secrets.
After about 3 minutes of speaking with him I had revealed several key details about my Faction's forces inadvertantly, he was kind enough to remark such in a shady and glib manner.
After 5 minutes he had me considering an alliance with Despotate, appealing to my sense of ease and unity.
After 8 minutes he had me considering becoming part of Despotate to unite and heal old wounds.
At around 10 minutes he had already messaged Taser, without my explicit consent, stating that we wished to rejoin the Potato mill, talk about the balls on this guy, despite the great honor it would be to become part of this faction once again.
At 12 minutes he was advising me to hand him all my fiefs and disclose our resources... Ooo la la.
At 15 minutes he had me questioning my sexuality, very taboo.
Ultimately I had to run fast and far to be safe from his twisting machinations. Barely escaping by the furr on my foreskin.
In conclusion, Saxton is a delusional maniac who must be stopped by any means necessary.
He is more soulless and calculating than a used car salesman. He is alot smarter than most people will ever give him credit for.
But ultimately, he is the embodiment of evil, to be avoided at all costs.
PS-I'd like to finish off by thanking the author of this post, you helped me learn the world expletive, which I used in numerous locations around work to seem smart and cool to everyone, btwz .. success.
