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Dwarfs declares a Total War Against The Holy Crusade
« on: March 29, 2016, 12:46:03 am »
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Today I received a courier from King James.
He saw two dwarfs armies march to Kelderan , King James' Castle


So I asked Heskeytime what was his intention.
Apparently King James , during one of his famous pastimes, Being Drunk, Declared war on the Dwarfs.

After hearing this charge , I decided to pay one 's own on the case as a detective and look for what King James all said to the Dwarfs.
I found nothing, only a butthurted dwarf.
So, because mine English is not so good, I will use some video's.

This will be mine reply to Heskeytime

All the troops are prepared to go to war.

We will fight for our honor

The Dwarfs have 24 houres the time to leave from Our lands and find a peacefull diplomatic solution, otherwise We go to War.

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=984
« Last Edit: March 29, 2016, 01:10:23 am by bruttus »

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Re: Dwarfs declares a Total War Against The Holy Crusade
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2016, 12:52:39 am »
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Holy shit, two in one day?  You guys are great.
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Re: Dwarfs declares a Total War Against The Holy Crusade
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2016, 01:08:49 am »
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War It is.

Good Luck Dwarfs.

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Re: Dwarfs declares a Total War Against The Holy Crusade
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2016, 03:51:27 am »
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Re: Dwarfs declares a Total War Against The Holy Crusade
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2016, 07:37:52 am »
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We fought side by side against the Goblins.
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*pretend they are dwarves*
But with no enemy left, the greedy Dwarves have returned to burgling their neighbors.
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Dwarves have stroked their beards for the last time.  Death to all Dwarves that invade my lands.
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Re: Dwarfs declares a Total War Against The Holy Crusade
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2016, 01:44:30 pm »
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I just wanna say that we have the longer beards. So we basically win by default.
For all the non-believers, look no further than this thread for proof that while strat battles are won/lost in NA3/EU3, strat wars are won and lost on the forums.
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Re: Dwarfs declares a Total War Against The Holy Crusade
« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2016, 03:19:20 am »
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I wanted to say thank you for those who showed up.
And Thank you for the mercs that switched sides for the attackers team so that they had also enough merc's.

Was a good fight, and a good exp. for me for leading a defence.
So if people have anny suggestions for the next time that I lead another battle, lett me know.

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Re: Dwarfs declares a Total War Against The Holy Crusade
« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2016, 04:39:49 am »
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The Holy Crusade
"Thats nice, to bad that you are lame and using lame houres to get an advantage. Scared that you will lose those army's when There is merc support?"

Quick question here, how is a battle at 5pm EST a bad time? I know from your grammar and such you must be 13 at most most, do you have a mariachi band meeting or something?
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Re: Dwarfs declares a Total War Against The Holy Crusade
« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2016, 08:17:36 am »
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The Holy Crusade
"Thats nice, to bad that you are lame and using lame houres to get an advantage. Scared that you will lose those army's when There is merc support?"

Quick question here, how is a battle at 5pm EST a bad time? I know from your grammar and such you must be 13 at most most, do you have a mariachi band meeting or something?

Also the first of those battles, the defense has more mercs as of this moment, which is pretty funny. It's a bad time for me as a CST player in the attacking faction- though I'm a 2nd shifter- and I legitimately fear that we won't have enough mercs and will lose both battles anyhow, lolrekt. Hopefully we get some EU bros to show up on both sides for that first one and don't get totes gayed on the 2nd one (though as an edit I now see there are some UIF fights occurring simultaneously).

I couldn't make that castle siege, but oof I knew it wasn't gonna be pretty. Gear advantage and ticket advantages are nice, but the best advantage to have is that of warm nerd bodies manning the virtual combatants. Gear, especially weaponry, doesn't mean as much if you get ganked 2 to 1, I mean. Two determined peasant clad and armed dudes ought be able to handle most moderately armored nerds in a two on one scenario, and even an advantage of one and a half more keyboard jockeys than the enemy is liable to be a pretty profound one.

Unfortunately the days of full rosters at any given time and having to actually reject people because sorry, we've hit capacity, are past us barring an influx of new players (some guy from PW was playing the other day talking about how he just started and wondered if he should bring his PW bros in and I was like dear god please yes we need new blood) or the return of more old ones who have stopped playing.
« Last Edit: March 30, 2016, 10:41:18 am by Malaclypse »
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Re: Dwarfs declares a Total War Against The Holy Crusade
« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2016, 02:06:21 pm »
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Quick question here, how is a battle at 5pm EST a bad time? I know from your grammar and such you must be 13 at most most, do you have a mariachi band meeting or something?

I live in EU, mine time is greenwichtime +1
I pull 8h off for the NA community.
So that battles starts for me at 10pm, so I think its 2 pm in NA. in the clans that I was been with was this the case.
So yeah, I believe that it is a bit earlyer.
If they waited 2 or 3 houres later, we both can take advantage about merc support.


We have 2 battles left against the Dwarfs
Defending a village, WE HAVE GEAR in it
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=994

This one is a peasant army, but I have donkey's
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=995
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Re: Dwarfs declares a Total War Against The Holy Crusade
« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2016, 05:34:42 pm »
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The Holy Crusade
"Thats nice, to bad that you are lame and using lame houres to get an advantage. Scared that you will lose those army's when There is merc support?"

Quick question here, how is a battle at 5pm EST a bad time? I know from your grammar and such you must be 13 at most most, do you have a mariachi band meeting or something?

5pm EST is a bad battle time. Most Americans won't be able to make that, east or west coast.

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Re: Dwarfs declares a Total War Against The Holy Crusade
« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2016, 07:57:24 pm »
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I am central and it is 3pm for me. that is a bad battle time but luckily i am on spring break.
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Re: Dwarfs declares a Total War Against The Holy Crusade
« Reply #12 on: March 30, 2016, 08:24:12 pm »
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Very simple solution to someone attacking you at a time when you are not home, CHANGE YOUR NIGHTTIME SETTINGS. The dwarves faction is composed of people that don't really play during the NA primetime due to the fact that a few of the are Eu and Bronto is someone who only plays video games when he is at work.

I can only speak for myself but I know when I attack someone I generally try to make sure it is a time that I know I can make because truth be told, I don't care about when other people can be around to help.
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Re: Dwarfs declares a Total War Against The Holy Crusade
« Reply #13 on: March 31, 2016, 01:52:53 am »
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Very simple solution to someone attacking you at a time when you are not home, CHANGE YOUR NIGHTTIME SETTINGS. The dwarves faction is composed of people that don't really play during the NA primetime due to the fact that a few of the are Eu and Bronto is someone who only plays video games when he is at work.

I can only speak for myself but I know when I attack someone I generally try to make sure it is a time that I know I can make because truth be told, I don't care about when other people can be around to help.

I'm not an admin, but that sounds like cheating.

Also there is no night time setting in war, just night battles.
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Re: Dwarfs declares a Total War Against The Holy Crusade
« Reply #14 on: March 31, 2016, 01:59:48 am »
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I'm not an admin, but that sounds like cheating.

Also there is no night time setting in war, just night battles.

You are literally retarded. Where did you find this guy Heskey?
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