Hey guys don't ignore Yoshi clan. We have #1 Most neon green banner.
We are a friendly clan, but you have to be all of the following to join:
Age 7 or under.
A true red, white, and blue blooded American that feels threatened at the thought of culturally assimilating foreigners due to the potential to dilute American values.
Be really gay
If you don't meet those prerquisites, then you are worthless, tryhard scum that wouldn't even function as a doorstop.
Edit: Yoshi is also #1 most relevant clan in strategus.