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EU SCUM GETS CUCKED IN RESPONSE TO UNWARRANTED ATTACKS AGAINST DEFENSELESS YOSHI
« on: March 27, 2016, 03:57:44 am »
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In response to previous dwarven aggression against our poor afk Yoshis, we are taking the initiative against the barbarian scum. As you can see a dwarf under the name of "Ninja_Renay" attacked our Yoshi brethren while they were on holiday and cited "stealing s&d" as the reason, this was not possible due to the fact that HeadHunter_Yoshi was on holiday and Lysander_Yoshi doesn't even play Crpg. Such cowardice and betrayal will not and cannot be tolerated, therefore we seek reparations for the injustices done to the Yoshi people.
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Quote from: HESKEYTIME on March 29, 2016, 03:28:06 pm
On the grand scale of Dwarven global threat assessment, Acre is currently ranked pretty low. Just slightly below Yoshis and factions that no longer exist.

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Re: EU SCUM GETS CUCKED IN RESPONSE TO UNWARRANTED ATTACKS AGAINST DEFENSELESS YOSHI
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2016, 04:20:35 am »
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Re: EU SCUM GETS CUCKED IN RESPONSE TO UNWARRANTED ATTACKS AGAINST DEFENSELESS YOSHI
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2016, 05:08:53 am »
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Re: EU SCUM GETS CUCKED IN RESPONSE TO UNWARRANTED ATTACKS AGAINST DEFENSELESS YOSHI
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2016, 05:28:52 am »
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Re: EU SCUM GETS CUCKED IN RESPONSE TO UNWARRANTED ATTACKS AGAINST DEFENSELESS YOSHI
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2016, 09:11:06 am »
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Re: EU SCUM GETS CUCKED IN RESPONSE TO UNWARRANTED ATTACKS AGAINST DEFENSELESS YOSHI
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2016, 04:11:29 pm »
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So when headhunter was the only person in our fief our S&D just magically disappeared? Hate when that happens.....
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Re: EU SCUM GETS CUCKED IN RESPONSE TO UNWARRANTED ATTACKS AGAINST DEFENSELESS YOSHI
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2016, 07:19:32 pm »
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Quote from: Bronto on March 27, 2016, 04:11:29 pm
So when headhunter was the only person in our fief our S&D just magically disappeared? Hate when that happens.....


See thats the flaw in this entire accusation:
1. When someone trades, they don't stay in a fief. Generally they move on to sell or buy in another area.
2. This assumes that the only players on the strat map are Yoshis and Dwarves, because apparently neutral and other traders do not exist.
3. If apparently HeadHunter was the one that "stole S&D", then for what reason did you attack Lysander Yoshi?

So yes you are correct that Bush did 9/11, there is a chocolate chip cookie base on the moon, and Yoshi clan stole your S&D in an effort to undermine the economic integrity of the Dwarven nation in order for Yoshi Clan to attack them while they are weakened.

Regardless, now glorious Yoshi conscripts must give their lives in defense of our people yet again. When will the attacks against our people end?
 


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Quote from: HESKEYTIME on March 29, 2016, 03:28:06 pm
On the grand scale of Dwarven global threat assessment, Acre is currently ranked pretty low. Just slightly below Yoshis and factions that no longer exist.

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Re: EU SCUM GETS CUCKED IN RESPONSE TO UNWARRANTED ATTACKS AGAINST DEFENSELESS YOSHI
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2016, 07:50:02 pm »
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Re: EU SCUM GETS CUCKED IN RESPONSE TO UNWARRANTED ATTACKS AGAINST DEFENSELESS YOSHI
« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2016, 07:54:47 pm »
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Quote from: Bronto on March 27, 2016, 04:11:29 pm
So when headhunter was the only person in our fief our S&D just magically disappeared? Hate when that happens.....
I'm actually like 75% sure that was Cassander and not a yoshi lmao
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Re: EU SCUM GETS CUCKED IN RESPONSE TO UNWARRANTED ATTACKS AGAINST DEFENSELESS YOSHI
« Reply #9 on: March 28, 2016, 01:40:25 am »
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WAIT!

Why declare war so quick?  For a small percentage*  I will happily represent you since this was an unjustified attack
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We'll figure out the amount of men lost, the gear lost (probably peasant gear, but it has its value too), the value of the trade goods stolen (sell price, not buying price), time lost, punitive damages, emotional scarring, etc.

I'm thinking 600,000 silver would be a reasonable settlement.  After my cut, and the court costs and some administration fees, you could be taking home around 100,000 silver!

True, I tried that with LCO and it didn't work, but I'm pretty sure it was because they were all quitting at the time.  So think about it!
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Re: EU SCUM GETS CUCKED IN RESPONSE TO UNWARRANTED ATTACKS AGAINST DEFENSELESS YOSHI
« Reply #10 on: March 28, 2016, 01:53:26 am »
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Quote from: Bryggan on March 28, 2016, 01:40:25 am
WAIT!

Why declare war so quick?  For a small percentage*  I will happily represent you since this was an unjustified attack
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Well I can't beat those rates considering you are the only strategus lawyer, but it is a bit late. We have decided that the reparation cost is a random village. OUR GLORIOUS HOMELAND THAT WAS STOLEN FROM US MANY DECADES AGO. LONG LIVE CHAIRMAN YOSHI!
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Quote from: HESKEYTIME on March 29, 2016, 03:28:06 pm
On the grand scale of Dwarven global threat assessment, Acre is currently ranked pretty low. Just slightly below Yoshis and factions that no longer exist.

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Re: EU SCUM GETS CUCKED IN RESPONSE TO UNWARRANTED ATTACKS AGAINST DEFENSELESS YOSHI
« Reply #11 on: March 28, 2016, 02:00:52 am »
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Quote from: Bryggan on March 28, 2016, 01:40:25 am
WAIT!

Why declare war so quick?  For a small percentage*  I will happily represent you since this was an unjustified attack
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We'll figure out the amount of men lost, the gear lost (probably peasant gear, but it has its value too), the value of the trade goods stolen (sell price, not buying price), time lost, punitive damages, emotional scarring, etc.

I'm thinking 600,000 silver would be a reasonable settlement.  After my cut, and the court costs and some administration fees, you could be taking home around 100,000 silver!

True, I tried that with LCO and it didn't work, but I'm pretty sure it was because they were all quitting at the time.  So think about it!

I think you got lost in this war game on your way to Capitalism
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Re: EU SCUM GETS CUCKED IN RESPONSE TO UNWARRANTED ATTACKS AGAINST DEFENSELESS YOSHI
« Reply #12 on: March 28, 2016, 02:18:27 am »
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Depending on when the snd was "Stolen" it could have been me all strat i have stolen goods from enemies and friends, that's what happens when the whole map doesn't allow trade.
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Re: EU SCUM GETS CUCKED IN RESPONSE TO UNWARRANTED ATTACKS AGAINST DEFENSELESS YOSHI
« Reply #13 on: March 28, 2016, 02:58:22 am »
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Can we just find out how big the cock was? it is the only thing remotely important in this thread.
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Re: EU SCUM GETS CUCKED IN RESPONSE TO UNWARRANTED ATTACKS AGAINST DEFENSELESS YOSHI
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